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 thou inverted one speaks truth.

the sacred magick is occluded from the profayne.

i most verily smite the infidel with my finger of golde.

YE ARE NOT WORTHY OF THE MOST SACRED REALMS OF MAGICK!

:-D

look guys...i spent years schlepping around europe with that ass, ed kelley...only to commit total self pwnage by participating in an angelically inspired bout of wife swapping.

jane hasn't been speaking to me much lately....  ::sigh::

thus, mr mangrove's literary machinations = not funny.

i'd thank you not to encourage this very silly man.

Dude, you owe me forty bucks, so shut the fuck up.

all i got at the moment is 2 groats and an i.o.u. from sir francis  walsingham.

Heh. John Dee=Full of Shit


And too late.

I already completed all the workings on all the keys.

I guess we are proper fucked now, eh.

hey! give me my apocalypse back!

this and the lost fragment of john dee's diary c+p'ed to the book of ripoff.

give me that page back!!!  

liar.

i saw you down at the limbo peak dawg stand last nigth.

adn dude, wtf is with allt eh saurkraut?

ugh.

ok...i had one....didn't think anyone could see me.

look guys...i spent years schlepping around europe with that ass, ed kelley...only to commit total self pwnage by participating in an angelically inspired bout of wife swapping.

jane hasn't been speaking to me much lately....  ::sigh::

thus, mr mangrove's literary machinations = not funny.

i'd thank you not to encourage this very silly man.

[S T F U]

Dee: After my fervent prayers made to Eris, for her mercifull cumfort and instruction, I did get some ynkling that I were truely shyt out of lucke. Thus did she pwn and rebuke me with much nawghtynes....

I willed, the Skryer (named Malaul) to loke into my great Chrystaline Globe, yf Eris had sent a signe or no. And Malaul loking into my forsayd stone, for to espie a signe, she saw there one. An apple did appere very bewtifull, glittering like gold. Yt had beams like ster beams, blasing and spreading from it. In letters that seemed all transparent gold: which Malaul was able to presently reade:

  S T F U

In the mean space, I, In my Oratory did pray, and make motion to Eris, and her good Creatures for the furdering of this Action.

I sayd: I pray you make these instructions, more playne and evident.

Eris: I have shewed thee perfectly. Behold n00b I teache thee agayne. O how mercifull is Goddess that revealeth so great secrets to a shyt hed of flesh and blud? Thou hast 4 letters: S T F U.

After a tyme, there cam a woman: and flung up an apple and a voyce was hard saying, Fnord. The apple went into the darkness, and brought with it a great white Globe hollow transparent. Then she entered a Bar. The woman seamed to daunce and swyng about the Bar and drunkenly walking, carrying in her hand a little scryd and skiddeth it across the floore.  She taketh it in her hand agayne, and casteth it up onto the rownd Globe and sayd:

Fnord.

Eris: Take heade of punishment for your lak of slakness!

Thus did I take leaue of my Oratory and eate of the hott dogge when....arggargghghhhhhh...........

that is not funny...or true.......i never eat hot dogs.

[The Enochian Greeting of Eris]

The Enochian Greeting of Eris

aka Liber "Geez Mang', we're getting really worried about you. Go book a vacation or something."

A true and faithful relation of what occurred between Mangrove and his sleep deprived mind.

Micma! Zirdo Eris od ol niis pugo lap.

Ol Gnay oucho ollog baglen ol adgt od baglen ol patralx!

Om! Othil turbs od vaon od t-i dooain I 0.

Noib, ol noas orsba ol zorge peripsol (Q ip) crip ohio pugo priazi n00bz baglen z-chis ip amiran.

Pilah, gohus drilpa chis ollog ds adgt om fnord.



PS - translation available on giving a damn  

that's not funny