Satanism (which I would call my secondary religion) for me was always a less retarded version of Just-in-Case Christianity. The rationalization that I should be a Christian because I don't know for sure if heaven exists always bothered me, but when I found I could flip it around and just say "Hey, Satan's a pretty chill (Hah.) dude. If I worship him by just doing whatever then if Hell is real and I go there it will be because I chose to go there, and not for being a bad Christian, so I'll probably get some VIP treatment instead of that whole Lake O' Fire rigmarole.".
Plus it's funny to see peoples reactions when religion comes up. The people who chuckle are usually the ones who are worth hanging around with.
Plus it's funny to see peoples reactions when religion comes up. The people who chuckle are usually the ones who are worth hanging around with.