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my apologies everyone, i misinterpreted some posts and i get caught in trains of thought pretty easily. I didnt study the forums so thoroughly as to see this wasnt actually the case. It made a lot of sense at the time, but yea i can be a total dumbass sometimes..

maybe thats where i made a mistake. what i gathered from the noob sections and a few others posts is that im going to fucked with immediately despite what i post. and that actually, if i were to introduce myself in positive manner it would happen even more so. maybe i just made the wrong conclusion.

He said, "y'all are a big, warm, fuzzy, puppy pile of a family, and I'm not part of it, so I get to be a douchebag."

More or less.

ehhhh no. i walked in the door being an asshole, knowing what to expect. i think what some of you fail to realize is that im not trying to prove anything really, if you dont like the way i post, not my problem. ignore em if it really bothers you so much.

do i bother with capitalization? no. do i bother with apostrophes? nope. but i think having commas, periods and other shit is just about all i need to get my point across, if you care to read it.

i do apologize for the wall of text but i was in the midst of frying bacon, so yea, i wasnt thinking too hard about any of this.

like i said im just passing though, learning what i like, debating what i dont (whether externally or internally) and moving on.

i agree with all of this, and i am that person in every group im a part of, and i have been long before i ever heard of a thing called discordianism. except lunas last part, and a bit of yours roger. its a wee bit too selfish for me. i care for my clan because i know i need a clan. i know its an age of individualism, and i pride my self on my own. your collectivism in this proves my point. while u may act individually there is a sense of symbiosis all through out this forum. if not this forum would be filled with nothing BUT strife and its not. i see the loose sense of unity amongst you all, and its great, as long as its loose. you are a clan, no matter how alone you may feel in everyday life, everyones got some sort of support system, whether its a bickering family or a bunch oh loners on the internet. one thing ill never be down with is alienating good natured people, no matter how often they disappoint me. just because you have a group doesnt mean youre tied to them for life and cant grow past it. as per your participation in a forum you acknowledge a need for human interaction, just not any particular humans. which is great, im not trying to do any different, im just passing thru. always just passing through. you all acknowledge the need for some level of respect. you make the mistake of assuming im particular type of person because i entered the forum playing a part i knew was sure to upset a crowd who were going to fuck with me no matter what, because i know how to fuck with me (isnt that the point). Its fun to be a prick, but its stupid to assume, no matter how you twist it.

hence, im still here and still having fun.

  haha! 

You're free to post as you see fit, and so are we.  Conflicts arise, but Eris, she is Goddes of Strife, no?

indeed, i do not take well to assumption tho, and i dont think my post should be seen as anything but returning the favor. soo (no/) harm, (no/)foul

haha the point was to be offensive, like i said. tat for tits

 
im curious what the tone is here.. because my assumption is that you all are either having a great time entertaining yourselves with your grossly yellow dentures, possibly expecting some homage of creativity since im a newb orr theres a lesson trying to be taught.

because like i said, my op was a simple rant i wanted to get out of my head, not any sort of brandishing of creative ability. if i wanted to wave my dick around (ie Roger's piss poor lines) i would have posted any number of other songs i have written that would make those lines seem elementary at best. also it wouldnt be in the rant section bc im not an idiot

soo id like to believe this isnt the asshole of the internet, where the intelligent come to be depressed and angry about everything and give up... but thats what the lot of you seem to be doing.

so while you can  all day, all it actually seems like all your doing is  /  

have a great day! 

im not sure how you can establish whether or not im a "poptard" by my very few posts. and im definatly not trolling either. just defending against baseless accusations.

seems like you guys just need something to pick on, which is fine with me.  comments of strangers hardly upset me, unless of course its just flagrantly ignorant.  if that was your aim you might wanna try harder

as for you needing a cat to kick. you might wanna consider a more satisfying means of releasing your anger because personally, i find posting to a forum hardly satiating.

g'day sirs and madams!

Yeah, we're cunts like that.

Well aware, good time had by all i assure! Huzzah!

I have a weird food observation.  Whether or not Poptarts are tasty, they usually don't start out stale, but this one does.

Indeed, my method of choice, chicadee.. "it was super-effective"

 

im not sure how you can establish whether or not im a "poptard" by my very few posts. and im definatly not trolling either. just defending against baseless accusations.

seems like you guys just need something to pick on, which is fine with me.  comments of strangers hardly upset me, unless of course its just flagrantly ignorant.  if that was your aim you might wanna try harder

as for you needing a cat to kick. you might wanna consider a more satisfying means of releasing your anger because personally, i find posting to a forum hardly satiating.

g'day sirs and madams!

haha nice. it wasnt actually meant to be a poem, but i guess it sorta is... so attention to meter is unnecessary. i was just ranting against some basic personality types i come across a lot. i do enjoy your additions tho

nah, im actually much stranger with no drugs at all. I just use weed for anxiety, adhd and bipolar.. and of course the enhancement of certain creative activities.

i just tend to notice when im high, or drunk or whatever my taste buds are dulled, that combined with the fact that i usually cook very potent flavors makes me insensitive to subtle flavors.

as for punctuation, i didnt really think it was all that lacking but.. sucks to be you (not sure if you were being sarcastic or what)

nice meetin yall! 

edit: furthermore, im not even sure if i was actually high when i cooked that, i was just giving a possible explanation to my lack of taste sensitivity. my food experimentation is not in the least limited to altered states of consciousness

cats tend to bury their shit, they know
better than to let the flys gather and feast

dogs are too busy competing with their pack
to think of it.they pick "their" turf, soil
it, and move on

humans flush it away and leave the scene
pretending as if it never happened ..and if
someone brings it up theyre filled with fear
and shame as if no one else shits

monkeys sit around and throw it at each other
too stupid to realize theyre just spreading
sickness and disease, laughing at the
superficial offense

this is riddled with observational and logical flaws, feel free to add to it

moderate amounts of chili powder, paprika, and garlic seem to completely nullify the taste of it self and the cheese when mixed with a certain brand of boxed mac n cheese that i cant really recall.. leaving u with a pasty flavorless bowl of elbow macaroni

or maybe it was just cuz i was high

first i threw chunks of leftover ham in  pan, which was probably the best ham i had in years, very juicy

let it simmer in lots of extra pan juice, which was pretty sweet (literally not figurativly)

i then thew in a bunch of leftover semi stale rice which was great for soaking up the flavor, simmer/fry

added some salt, pepper and grated cheddar/colby cheese

and done

sweet maple-y salty peppered rice is the shit