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and fuck you all. May you always be ushered to the wobbly table at resturaunts, may every little niggle in your life one day compound to make you homocidally insane and you get shot on the freeway for throwing bananas at the swat team!

This is a message to all the Discordians. You win. as much as that means anything. I've had it. No more forums, no more interaction with the likes of you over the net. I'm done, that's it. And tell eris I said she can go and get a 50 hour a week job with a cushy corner office, earn 26% less than a man in the same position and swallow the whole deal.

In other words, fuck you, fuck your irreligion and fuck your narcisistic self-superior, I'm-not what-I'm preaching-against bullshit. I hope I get the chance to kick the shit out of each and every discordian one day.

While I know I'm about as popular as genital herpes at the cannes porn festival around here I think that this is about the only place to voice my latest disgust-born idea. As you have no doubt heard about hugh's ridiculous and unlawful arrest (but it's only unlawful in spirit as opposed to law). I propose a mass announcement of jihads against all sorts of stupid things.

Pamphlets must be made and messages must be distrubuted about various jihads on things such as:
"mothballs being placed in the roof cavity after sunset."
"the unintentional ingestion of flies whilst riding a motorcycle in an open-faced helmet"
"the sucky undertaste of starbucks coffee" not the taste itself but just the undertatse.

measures to be taken may or may not include petitioning by mailing large amounts of carrots to any institutions concerned, making sure it is patently obvious that the jihad is ridulous and stupid, and generally calling jihads on anything and everything. Calling for the NHL to rise up and have a jihad on the pitifully small 6 and 7-figure pay packets of players.

stuff...
Trollax Kinora: Gone, reviled, but never forgotten.