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1. Don't ninja-kiss.



Ninja-kissing is any kind of move that gets your lips to her lips unexpectedly, before she has a chance to intercept or deflect. A classic is the lean-in-close, "What's that perfume you're wearing?" and then BAM. This may be charming at some point AFTER the first kiss, but is completely unacceptable for the first kiss. For the first kiss, you want there to be an unmistakable connection and mutual interest; you should be facing each other and she should be leaning toward you, making lots of eye contact.

I've done this. And on the first kiss. And it worked.

Get into the deadlifts son.
I feel like I'm walking around with a back brace 24/7.

Four years ago (maybe five), I was in a "CREW" doing the Melbourne shuffle.

Now LMFAO and SoCal stole my act.

Appreciate this shit.

I can't actually read this now because it's 2am and my brain's fried, but that neat little "new replies to your posts" mod will bookmark it for me in the morning. Wish vB had that feature, it's so cash.

I just want the 73 virgins I was promised on the news bulletin thingy and I'll be on my way.

I mean cultural differences as in, is it coomn in California, but not so much elsewhere.

An American sleazeball at a music festival once told me that Aussies are really timid with girls which is why I wonder.

Maybe.
And I lold. Probably because I was on the Gold Coast last week. Plenty of weekend heroes out and about, so I'mma have to disagree with festival boy.

OH RIGHT NEWMAN IS QLD PREMIER DURRR. I'm quick on the uptake like that.

I should go mine in WA for a year or something. $$$$$

WTF, I wasn't done with that post.

Anyway. Your friends right mate. A train isn't a bar or a club. Dudes aren't firing off like loose cannons at randoms in a regular public environment.

Aite, it's probably just cause the chick who wrote the piece is a looker. I doubt the average female has to deal with THAT many advances from sleaze buckets on a train. Kind of beside the point but let's not get all fancy pants 'cultural differences' about this shit.

Do many muzzas reside in this land of Lord Newman?

Did RuPaul have a camera phone? Did one of the ladyboys tag you on fb?

So what are you even worried about, fossil?

Newmanwhat?

Except for cris, there's no diff.

It's still a mystery to me how cris doesn't get bullied. Too happy and different. We would've shown no mercy.

Well, because, and I realise this may come as something of a surprise, PD is actually somewhat more civilized than your high school gym class.

I meant IRL.

Boy, I can't wait to organize a beadmaker's meet.

So why isn't the Black Death still a thing?

Still not proof.

Kids these days, you just don't know how to be properly paranoid.

1.  Do you have any proof her FB account and her FG account are operated by the same person?  Get her to send the same message from both.

2.  Do you have any proof her account is not a "clone account" which has been used to fool her friends and steal her online identity?  Check for other people with the same or similar names.

3.  Do you have any proof her account has not been compromised by a third party and she has been locked out?

4.  Do you have any proof her friends actually exist?  Done over a long enough period, one person can easily make half a dozen accounts, control them, cross post, tag photos and then recruit more friends based on that fake profile.  The MissScribe fiasco on Livejournal is excellent proof that this can be done.

5.  Can you be entirely sure that you or any of your friends, internet colleagues or sites you frequent are not the target of state intelligence gathering operations?  Note: your list of internet colleagues includes Roger and myself.  Sockpuppet management software allows a single person to control thousands of accounts.

And all of this is just off the top of my head.

1 - Done. Verified.

Everything Else - I have no idea.

It'd have to be a pretty fucking elaborate troll, though. She even logs off at her "bed time" and logs in at 6 "before school". The thing controlling the persona would have to be worse than the fat guy who took over WoW in that ep of South Park.