Consider me the fruit of his labor, the peas to his pot, the sperm to his excruciatingly profound wiener.
Or something.
He brought me into this world on a cold, hard, Thursday night, and I undoubtedly knew that this man who is more than twice my age is surely my true and only father.
Or something.
He brought me into this world on a cold, hard, Thursday night, and I undoubtedly knew that this man who is more than twice my age is surely my true and only father.