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Five-star saint was annoyed:
Now quit buggin me was his missive
Only he forgot to notice
Reading was of his own volition
D'oh!

For somebody cried out "What's with The emo free-verse haiku?"
Nobody understood him
Only one post had followed the Rule
Really, it's not that hard to figure out
Do make an effort, OK?

Forget what you thought Haiku is.
No rules here; no rhyme, no counting syllables or lines.
Only one rule, and it's fairly easy to grasp.
Rather inane, I'll admit...
Damn.

(typos edited)

From the PD...  take it for what it's worth:

Eristic Illusion = The belief that disorder is better than order.

Aneristic Illusion = The Belief that order is better than disorder.

"Aneristic" behaviour is usually referred to here as the majority of behaviour by Greyfaces.

Very important distinction: all to often people here get caught up in the Eristic (Discordian) Illusion, as so many humorless dolts are caught up in the Aneristic (Concordian) Illusion.

Therein lies the problem with defining Discordians: they do not worship Eris/Discordia, but they do recognise that chaos is just as important as order when egaging on a creative trip.

To me, though, the question is rather easily solved: a Discordian is anybody who considers himself one. No need to add members against their will (except for enlightenment and entertainment, of course). It has nothing to do with what rites you practice, what clothes you wear or your taste in music.

If in doubt, just remember the old mantra "Ha Ha Only Serious!"