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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Principia Discussion / Palm Reading 23
October 18, 2012, 10:23:03 PM
Palm Reading 23

The Goddess is my guide; I have everything I need – my posters, my power
tack and my fake moustache.
She makes me lie down in green parks; She leads me beside ponds – where I
feed bread to the ducks.
She restores my failing courage; She leads me in the paths of Operation
Mindfuck for Her purposes.
Yes, though I walk through the halls of Aneristic walls, I will fear no cabbage;
for You are with me; your golden apple and hotdog comfort me.
You prepare a notice board before me in the presence of Greyface; You anoint
my head with anonymity; my fingers post very fast.
To be sure your enlightenment and humour will follow me all the days of my
life; and I will live in the house of Eris for ever.