Messages

Laugh all you want, Twidcousin. Someday, you, too will suffer a wine slushie headache.

The more I think about it, it was more of a chardonanny slushie. I put the big bottle my friend left for me in the freezer.

Well now...

TWO??? Heaven's to Betsy! Oldest Uncle or the one I won't speak of? It can't be the Captain, really?

Yoodles, Eldest cousin of twiddledeedee here. Kev, seriously, could you come up with something normal for a name? I know I am chiming in a half-holiday too late but I've been busy with my own BS and my brother's BS and getting a kitten that tried to commit suicide by jumping off a desk. I'm glad you worked things out with Di to the point where you are comfy. Switch hitting uncle...if it is the uncle who took us bowling and ran off to Cali, did you ever hear the story of his flamingly gay friends coming to Buddy's funeral? One guy was wearing a bright red silk cape and carried a walking stick. My mother thought the cardinal was at the funeral.
And, you can be his reincarnation all you want but I am the kid that he always wanted (red head, named Mary, and saner than my namesake). Well, that last part is my own addition but I grew up hearing that he always wanted a daughter just like his wife and I was born a year after he passed so it must have been a sign and blah blah blah...why do you think I'm afraid of that family? I don't want to turn into my namesake. But, you can turn into Buddy. From what I hear, he was the bee's knees.
I might lose my dole benefits at the end of the month but we'll have to get together and behave like some sort of family soon. I promise not to make you drink so much that you puke all over a bar bathroom again.