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The Magic Christian

Is it me or are you just easily shocked?

Sorry to disappoint, but most of us here are stark raving sane. 

EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE, PLS.

It maps to the territory there is, rather than the territory we would like.

It still removes us from the majority of humans, but at least we know the light is an oncoming freight train.

You're setting a trap. I will not have it.

You already walked into the trap, when you regged here.

Now you have to get used to it, or chew a limb off to get out¹.







¹ You still won't get out.  We just get a boot out of watching people gnaw their limbs off.

I'll get out when I feel like I've absorbed all brains here. I might even be able to kidnap a friend or two.

Sorry to disappoint, but most of us here are stark raving sane. 

EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE, PLS.

It maps to the territory there is, rather than the territory we would like.

It still removes us from the majority of humans, but at least we know the light is an oncoming freight train.

You're setting a trap. I will not have it.

Sorry to disappoint, but most of us here are stark raving sane. 

EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE, PLS.

We do get a bit Holy™ at times, but that's a horse of a different moustache.

It never occurred to me that a BIG GAY COWBOY'S horse would also be BIG and GAY, but it makes perfect sense when you think about it.

Poor Trigger...He never saw Silver coming.

I'm big, gay-ish and I like horses though.

You mean "wild & crazy", then.  Steve Martin-style.

I don't get 75% of your cultural memes, but sure.

Yeah, so does a rotten tooth, which has the added advantage of being less miserable than mental illness.

Living in Belgium, having a rotten tooth is considered exciting. You'd be miserable too. I've been known to consort with psychiaters, psychologists and all kinds of fairy soothsayers.

(Hey...If you had a telegraph operator with tourettes and another one with epilepsy, how the fuck could you tell them apart?)

I'll have to sleep on that one.

Hello. New arrival. People tell me I'm all sorts of crazy; that'll fit me in nicely, yes?

Now point me towards the nearest need-to-know questionnaire, please. 

Are you known and noted for your outlandishness?

Will you assert that insanity is FUN?

Yes.

It stands between me and excessive boredom.

Sorry to disappoint, but most of us here are stark raving sane. 

We do get a bit Holy™ at times, but that's a horse of a different moustache.

I didn't mean crazy-crazy, in a way.

Note to self: should not have mentioned crazy; reboot with different noun in the future.

Hello. New arrival. People tell me I'm all sorts of crazy; that'll fit me in nicely, yes?

Now point me towards the nearest need-to-know questionnaire, please.