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When you go to a party with two lighters and come home with three lighters you've never seen before, that's lighterspace.

When you reach around in your pocket and can't find a lighter, and then reach into the same pocket later and find several, that's lighterspace.

When you buy a 6-pack of lighters and lose them all inside your home in just a couple days, only to find half of them a week later congregated on the kitchen counter, that's lighterspace.

How has the vast and magical power of lighterspace affected your daily life?

Guys, can't we all just get a bong?

[tripped balls]

Every value, precept, concept, and "truth" by which I had previously lived were shattered all at once, suddenly and without warning, on the late eve of July 6th, or perhaps the 7th (I do not recall), the year of this one, by the words of a traveling zen buddhist vagrant from Baltimore, on the roof of a grandiose hotel in Los Angeles, just two days before I departed for Germany. While overseas, I discovered the Principia during a freak Wikipedia browsing accident, and against my better judgement and in spite of my sanity, did read it.

Then I tripped balls for the rest of my life.

Do you I believe that?^probably