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::bitchslaps OM::

Probably my ass.

Without Order, there's no Pizza, as I'm sure you're well aware.

::puts nipples on all the pizzas of the world that are, were or will be::

Fixed that for ya.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?





















Walk him and pitch to the rhino!

:glues Eric and Horab together:

Now you'll have to learn to get along.

Ooh! A joint! *smokes*

Only the autolock keeps this country from people turned into a demon invested den of Schenectady.

Why do you hate Schenechtady?

Very nice.

Ooh, ooh! Is it "horab is stoned again?"
 :P

Pictures everywhere
A bottle of glue, not sniffed
Empty frame waiting.

   

I'm glad my little side project has given you ladies so much amusement.

I was originally gonna give it feathers, you know. But I thought that might be a bit much.  

Oh, my children, you need not argue about butter and its poor cousin any longer, for I have come to say that you may put anything you want on your sandwiches, yes even margarine, as long as you sprinkle Tang powder on the sandwich to cancel out the margarine's sinful effects.

There is, however, no penance that will work for using Miracle Whip.

I got your Hand of Eris right here!  

*sigh*

You're both right, ok?

Rog is insensitive. And yet he helped this girl Cheryl which shows that at one point he did have some humanity in him.

I don't think anyone here suggested that he should have done an about-face. But you don't send someone out of your life that way, not if you care about them. It's fucking cruel. Yes, she was better off in school, and they probably both knew that, but he didn't have to verbally kick her out the door himself when she would have left anyway.

"Damn, I'm starving." - Karen Carpenter

It's a good thing I'm not a mortal then....



:pwns Chef:

"This sandwich su-" Mama Cass