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Just wanted to say hello seeing as I haven't been here for sometime.

Thank you for your responses.

Got it.

Hold on Doktor Howl.I'm not here to piss you off. Just here looking for a little understanding. Why so serious?

Thanks for your replies.

Dear friends,

              Months ago I joined this forum along with others on facebook. I'm slightly perplexed. It seems to me that many take discordianism quite seriously. Can someone help me understand exactly why that is?I'm obviously missing the mark.I thought that humor played a great part in the belief.What is it that I'm not getting?

sounds like the manager should be pranked.he was kind of a jerk.as for the rest...well...hail eris.

That was strangely informative.

Sorry,but I couldn't access that particular thread.

So anyway, the other day I was tryin' to impress this babe with my manly charms and we got on the topic of marriage. I told her that while my penis salutes if the wind  blows, my heart belongs to Eris. To which she answered "pray tell, who the hell is Eris and why is she messin' with my man"? I proceeded to tell my stalker that Eris is goddess and I ain't your man. She was a scary bitch. Anyway, I was wondering how you guys explain discordianism. Or if you ever feel the need to? Please respond. Fnord!

No I am not related to the gentleman named Eom Howard,but I'm certain he's a handsome guy and a swell dancer.

This was really fun.

This is without a doubt the most ridiculous thing(well,one of them),that I've ever heard or seen.It's just re-goddamn diculous.Seriously,it's stupid.

Just thought I'd introduce myself.I don't have much to say...yet.Just glad to be a part of the forum. Thanks for having me.