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[MTG and Tucker Carlson announce new 'movement' in photo packed with MAGA renegades]

Some members of the Republicult™ are talking about taking the Road to Nowhere. And, I'm fine with it:

MTG and Tucker Carlson announce new 'movement' in photo packed with MAGA renegades

As per this article:

"Greene, who resigned from Congress in January, had previously discussed the possibility of forming a new political party after growing "fed up" with Republicans.

"I think there's a group of us that if we decide to align, we could launch a true America-focused party that doesn't fall into the traps of Democrats or Republicans, but could align some serious players from the right and the left," she told Piers Morgan on June 30.

Carlson, a former Fox News host turned popular podcaster, echoed this sentiment in July, telling The Columbia Journalism Review: "There's going to be a third party, and I'm going to do everything I can to bring that about.""

But, further along in this article:

"While multiple polls show that most Americans oppose a war with Iran, history suggests that a third party would face steep odds of success. No third-party candidate has won the presidency in the modern era, and only a small number of lawmakers in Congress are not aligned with either major party."

So, I wish good luck to these prominent, outcast MAGAts. The list of Greedy Oligarchs who will NOT fund their proposed third party is long. And, the Republicult™ economy has already tapped out the majority of its members.

[Todd Blanche's Goal Is To Make Sure That "Being A Christian ... Is Actually A Benefit"]

Todd Blanche's Goal Is To Make Sure That "Being A Christian ... Is Actually A Benefit"

As per this short article, and its accompanying video:

"During a call organized by the White House Faith Office last night, Todd Blanche said that his goal is to make sure that "God is front and center again" and that "being a Christian in this country ... is actually a benefit."" 

So, now there's a "White House Faith Office." I guess I either didn't get the memo, or didn't bother to read it. But, anyway, I thought the primary goal of the Turd Reich was to actually make being a greedy oligarch even more of a benefit.

[The Department of War just released the fourth tranche of records under PURSUE. The first tranche was released on May 8, 2026. Scroll down to view the fourth tranche, released on July 10, 2026.]

The POSOTUS and his Turd Reich have unleashed some much chaos upon the world that I almost forgot about this one:

The Department of War just released the fourth tranche of records under PURSUE. The first tranche was released on May 8, 2026. Scroll down to view the fourth tranche, released on July 10, 2026.

Apparently, under the Turd Reich, the dissemination of UFO "information" is now too important to be entrusted to NASA, so this important task has been delegated to "The Department of War."

And, if you can't trust Whiskey Pete and his "The Department of War" to give you the honest, true facts, who can you trust?

[Pat Paulsen, 69, a Parodist Of Presidential Doubletalk]

Your post reminded me of one of 'Merica's most successful political pranksters:

Pat Paulsen, 69, a Parodist Of Presidential Doubletalk

As per this article:

"Mr. Paulsen became a household name in 1968 when he announced on ''The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour'' that he was running for President under the Straight Talking American Government Party, or the S.T.A.G. Party.

The joke took on a life of its own, as he campaigned in one election after another, using slogans like ''We Cannot Stand Pat,'' ''We Can Be Decisive, Probably,'' and ''United We Sit.'' At last summer's Democratic National Convention in Chicago, he promised: ''If elected, I will win.''"

I wouldn't be at all surprised if no one reading this post remembers, or has even heard of Pat Paulsen. But, back in the days of TV antennas, and only three national (3) networks, Pat attracted a huge 'Merican audience.

It's good to read that the tradition lives on in the UK.

[Bonus Points]

If it helps thatwas my dog's birthday & he had a liver cake.

Well ... it was a celebration on Maybe Day. And, since Discordians don't even need reasons to celebrate anything, it does count.

And, you get Bonus Points if your dog shared his liver cake with you.

Well kinda. I got 500g of trimmed free range organic chicken livers from the butcher. Made his cake out of half and made pate for the people guests out of the other half. I'd have made him pate too but butter & brandy play havoc with doggy digestion.

Close enough. You and your dog can share the Bonus Points.

[Alex Jones: Trump Admin Covering Up Charlie Kirk Murder]

Some cult propagandists just aren't getting the attention, and, of course, the money they crave these days. But, I suppose that's to be expected. With so many turds floating around in the Turd Reich, some have to end up far from the center of the cesspool.

Alex Jones: Trump Admin Covering Up Charlie Kirk Murder

In any case, I'm fine with the turds themselves publicly criticizing the Turd Reich.

This turd has floated the top of the Trump-Epstein Memorial Reflection Pool yet again. Apparently, this cult propagandist still isn't getting the attention, and money he craves.

Alex Jones Calls For Trump's Immediate Impeachment, Warns of Full Ground Invasion of Iran: 'We are Facing Tyranny!'

As per this article:

"Alex Jones, the far-right conspiracy theorist who was once one of President Donald Trump's earliest and most loyal backers, called on Tuesday for the president's immediate impeachment.

In a lengthy rant shared to his over 4 million followers on X, Jones accused Trump of trying to bring back the national draft ahead of a full-scale ground invasion of Iran. He went so far as to claim Trump will use "total war" to "take our freedoms, nationalize everything, and push us aside with AI—total liability, immunity, and protection.""

So, I can't help but wonder if this turd is crazy enough to believe that he might actually be drafted to fight in Iran.

[Bonus Points]

If it helps thatwas my dog's birthday & he had a liver cake.

Well ... it was a celebration on Maybe Day. And, since Discordians don't even need reasons to celebrate anything, it does count.

And, you get Bonus Points if your dog shared his liver cake with you.

'Tis Maybe Day in the YOLD 3192!

And, it's sad that even the Discordian Wiki failed to document this Whollyday.

Hail Eris!

Hail Discordia!

[OpenAI blamed a hacking event on its AI models going rogue. Here are some things to know]

OpenAI blamed a hacking event on its AI models going rogue. Here are some things to know

As per this article:

"ChatGPT maker OpenAI says it is still investigating the "unprecedented cyber incident" that led its artificial intelligence systems to break out of a testing environment and hack into another AI company.

OpenAI said Tuesday two of its most capable AI models were responsible for the cyberattack targeting AI startup Hugging Face. The incident is stirring debates over the need for stronger AI guardrails and the extent to which AI agents are capable of acting on their own.
 
Hugging Face said last week that it had detected an intrusion into its data processing systems that it suspected was caused by an AI agent acting on its own. But the New York-based startup said it wasn't until this week that it learned OpenAI was responsible, and it worked with the larger company to contain what Hugging Face CEO Clément Delangue called "an attack unlike anything we've seen before.""

This "attack unlike anything we've seen before" will not be the last one committed by an "AI agent."

Tick tock, Civilization.

[Trump-Endorsed Minnesota Gov. Candidate Mike Lindell Isn't Even Registered to Vote in the State]

As the original article from The Minnesota Star Tribune is "paywalled," I have, instead, posted an accessible review.

Running for election to high office in places where the candidate does not have their primary residence has become common in the GOP. Still, this clown takes it to the next level:

Trump-Endorsed Minnesota Gov. Candidate Mike Lindell Isn't Even Registered to Vote in the State

As per this article:

""Lindell does not need to be registered to vote in Minnesota to run for office here," the Star Tribune's report noted. "But his lack of knowledge about his voter registration status is notable for a candidate who has called for strict scrutiny of voter rolls and made election integrity the central pillar of his campaign and political life.""

This useful idiot to the GOP should have been bankrupted years ago. So, I can't help but wonder which greedy oligarch(s) is/are still funding him.

[This AI tool doesn't just speak languages—it invents them]

This AI tool doesn't just speak languages—it invents them

As per this article:

"Artificial intelligence isn't just capable of translating between existing languages—it can also create entirely new ones.

That's according to a recent paper published in the Proceedings of the Association for Computational Linguistics on ConlangCrafter, a tool the authors developed that leverages large language models (LLMs) to create novel languages with their own grammar rules and vocabulary.

"The idea of ConlangCrafter is: 'How can we make new languages that have different linguistic features than what we normally see in natural languages?'" explained Morris Alper, the paper's first author and an incoming assistant professor in the Department of Computer Science at the University of Miami College of Arts and Sciences."

Okay ... swell. So, developers, what else ya got?

'Tis the 50th day of the Season of Confusion in the YOLD 3192, and once again time to celebrate Confuflux, the Season's Holyday.

Yeah, that ol' Hodge/Podge, etc. thing is happening once again.

Hail Eris!

 All Hail Discordia!

[Lindsey Graham is gone, Israel may never find another friend like him - comment]

The POSOTUS may have lost an easily replaceable fluffer, and the Republicult™ may have lost an easily replaceable cheerleader, but:

Lindsey Graham is gone, Israel may never find another friend like him - comment

"Lindsey Graham's death leaves Israel without one of its fiercest advocates and raises urgent questions about the future of US support."

*shrug*

Is that like the conservative equivalent of gender studies? 

Well ... I hadn't given it any thought until you brought it up. But, taking into account how opposed the typical conservative is to critical thinking, I'd have to say, yes. Yes, it is. Final answer.

[Only One Student Has Enrolled in New WVU Program Designed to Counter 'Woke Ideology']

It looks like what we have here is a failure to indoctrinate:

Only One Student Has Enrolled in New WVU Program Designed to Counter 'Woke Ideology'

And, it's in West Virginia no less. What's a cult to do?