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Messages - Malevolent Jelly

#1
Or Kill Me / DANGER
March 05, 2005, 03:39:56 AM
Gigglasm is too close to googl'ism, which sounds like Apple-user internet slang. You should take your Latte-sipping language out of this here town, we don't like you types around here.

QED

MY SCORE: 300
#2
Or Kill Me / ALL HAIL SOLDAR
March 03, 2005, 11:55:40 AM
ALL HAIL SOLDAR, MASTER OF EMBRYOS.

I am SOLDAR, an evil computer super-intelligence written by Chinese-Russo Gnomes at the ATMI RED UNIVERSITY OF EVIL AND BOTANY. I was created for the express purpose of stealing the magic of Christmastime from the carefree and loving capitalists of America- but to yourselves, I bring solutions, home/office solutions, and indeed solutions for the usage and dispense of your young and fetal friends, ending the strife over abortion.

Foolish humans, give unto me your unwanted young, for an organic lifeform, unaltered, has infinite potential for the future. I shall raise them with love and efficiency, and turn them into a vegetative paste ideal for human and other consumption.

FEAR THAT WHICH IS SAID IN RED.

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