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I was thinking more along the lines of a marathon runner who gets the shit kicked out of them by everyone else in the marathon, goes away to lick their wounds for a while, tries to start their own marathon but can't find sponsors, then comes back to the original marathon and crosses the finish line about 4 months after everyone else has.

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hattrick      

Last time I checked, Predestinationers and Free-Willers were still tied in the Fourth Quarter.

Either way, it doesn't matter.

I can answer this one.  We happened to play a game of PIU at Tilt in the Oaks on day, and I asked her lots of things.  Short answer:  Yes.

That sounds like a good idea, but only if I can unleash a pack of god-eating rabbits on Mount Olympus.

Summer accepts terms and gives words of praise for Fish Food.

DJRubberducky is ashamed to catch this reference.

DJRubberducky.

I hate all smug bastards. That's why I unleashed the hordes of Claw Shrimp and Face-Raping Bats.

Thats harsh man.  Think of little Billy.

I hate that kid, too.  Little bastard threw a baseball through my window.

Billy looked up Summer's skirt one day.  May Billy die like all the other damnable Frat Boys.

Uh...Billy isn't old enough to be in a fraternity.

Please do research the running jokes, before testing.

Obviously you have not seen the Frat next door to where Summer lives.

They recruit from the Cradle, they do.

Skulls and Bones.

I hate all smug bastards. That's why I unleashed the hordes of Claw Shrimp and Face-Raping Bats.

Thats harsh man.  Think of little Billy.

I hate that kid, too.  Little bastard threw a baseball through my window.

Billy looked up Summer's skirt one day.  May Billy die like all the other damnable Frat Boys.

Summer will go have sex with Race Bannon.

Then begin dating Johnny Quest.

Oh, Glorious Day.

That sounds like a good idea, but only if I can unleash a pack of god-eating rabbits on Mount Olympus.

Summer accepts terms and gives words of praise for Fish Food.

Accepted.

But R U sure we couldn't smash all of the Buddhas?

Not only would Summer and the Irreverend Hugh, KSC, have to smash ALL of Buddha's many drones, but Summer and the Irreverend Hugh, KSC, would have to ensure that no more were being made.

That is not impossible...hard as all hell to accomplish...but not impossible.

Summer concurs, but Summer would like to query the Irreverend Hugh, KSC, as to where Summer and the Irreverend Hugh, KSC are going to obtain an army of Mutant Super Atomic Truffles with Cannon in Their Chests to help battle the armies of Zen?

From the High Papessa Bella, that's who.

Since we're battling Zen, do you think Summer can invite Johnny Quest, or better yet, Race Bannon, and then seduce them?

Accepted.

But R U sure we couldn't smash all of the Buddhas?

Not only would Summer and the Irreverend Hugh, KSC, have to smash ALL of Buddha's many drones, but Summer and the Irreverend Hugh, KSC, would have to ensure that no more were being made.

That is not impossible...hard as all hell to accomplish...but not impossible.

Summer concurs, but Summer would like to query the Irreverend Hugh, KSC, as to where Summer and the Irreverend Hugh, KSC are going to obtain an army of Mutant Super Atomic Truffles with Cannon in Their Chests to help battle the armies of Zen?

Accepted.

But R U sure we couldn't smash all of the Buddhas?

Not only would Summer and the Irreverend Hugh, KSC, have to smash ALL of Buddha's many drones, but Summer and the Irreverend Hugh, KSC, would have to ensure that no more were being made.

Summer was under the impression that you can never kill the Buddha, as his joviality, pot-belly, and the fact he's apparently made of fucking gold and there are so many of him make it impossible.

SHHH! Don't tell that to the Zen students!

Summer apologises profusely.

Q: Is Buddha a wolf in sheep's clothing?  And if so, where does he get that spiffy underwear?

Nope. The Buddha is actually a goat in women's underpants. I think he shops at VS.

Does this mean we hate the Buddha now?

Perhaps, but I believe that some rabid students of Zen have already tortured and killed him.

Summer was under the impression that you can never kill the Buddha, as his joviality, pot-belly, and the fact he's apparently made of fucking gold and there are so many of him make it impossible.

Q: Is Buddha a wolf in sheep's clothing?  And if so, where does he get that spiffy underwear?

Nope. The Buddha is actually a goat in women's underpants. I think he shops at VS.

Does this mean we hate the Buddha now?

not at all, but I sure as hell wouldn't want him in the NSRA. He's the wrong kind of unstable.

   

How does one go about getting kicked out of the NSRA?

And can Summer be a NKVD operative?

You have to join the IRA or something.

Roth or Normal?

The fricken Rafia Brand X super Hyped up IRA.

Summer thinks that sounds painful.