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Judging by this internet forum; "Discordians" are all a bunch of drug addicts blowing each other.   Sorry...not. "Discordianism isn't nice"  (of course there are ALWAYS exceptions.  Always a few live wires)  In the spirit of Docktor Dilbert: "Fuck off and die!" 

You get the Discordia you deserve, not the Discordia you want.

Get a grip. It's an internet forum. Not  "Discordia".

You get a grip. It's Discordia wherever you "are". If you don't want your account anymore stop posting or whatever. Just a thought.

Thanks. Or course I thought of your suggestion. And this is my last post. But there is a very real practical consideration to wanting my account deleted ....  About "Disco" is wherever you are: you may be right for this place. There's other ways of looking at internet forums . For example: I'm a member of a private,  invitation only Seance Worker forum. We write about ideas & the means to accomplish them. We brainstorm. But in that forum, writing about something Isn't doing it. It's not the performance itself. It's words. That can lead to breakthroughs, sure. It's not the thing itself though. In this forum, to have the moderator wish me a violent death, to troll a post on the Trump thread, saying "Yeah right. Fuck off", not in response to my post but just in response to my having posted at all.... well, I'd like my account deleted, to prevent acts of malicious behavior   .I don't want  my email sitting here. Don't fuck with me please.... Most of you responded defensively to my drunken criticism of this board. Fuck, I don't blame you. I was an asshole. One person responded with real art & creativity. That post inspired me. Thanks.... If you respond further in this thread, know that I won't be around to read it. You'll be talking among yourselves.... going, going....gone.

You get the Discordia you deserve, not the Discordia you want.

Get a grip. It's an internet forum. Not  "Discordia".

No, I just want to delete my account. Really. I asked that in be done in a pm and was told no. If that had been done this thread wouldn't exist.

Yes, YOU can help me get banned! Apparently accounts aren't deactivated and you can't ask to be banned.  So, I need YOUR help. 1) Post  ideas here on how I can get banned as quickly as possible. Nothing illegal and nothing overly insulting please.  2) Report as many of my posts to mods as possible..... I have some ideas. The post I made that pissed folks off was made when I was drunk ( who knew Discos were so sensitive?) so I figure more drunken posts is a good idea,  except it's gonna be real fucking boring for me to do this sober and even more so drunk....  well, I've got other ideas.  PLEASE HELP ME GET BANNED.  Prizes will be awarded to the best, most effective ideas, from my collection of odd found items and some of the  (smaller) side-show oddities I've collected over the years.  I AM SERIOUS. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.  You can win really cool stuff! And have the satisfaction of doing a good deed by helping a fellow somewhat sentient being out. Thanks in advance for your efforts! I can't do this without you!

Uh, you misunderstand me Dr. Howl.   I have no offer of a deal. You fascinate me. I could never agree to not interact with you. Is that a bannanable offense? You're the power-possesser here.

No sense trying to make non-sense of this board. The live posts this moment: yours, gaming posts, other cramps. Is this all there is? Any of y'all get out of yer house and do somethings? Or is it a sit-in-your-room & post on the internet dealy? ( O.K., I really like the shared art. That r'ocks) But can I show you an image of a mouse with a human ear growing out it's side?  I'll be sitting in my room when I post it.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE! CUT!

This ad-lib bullshit is the reason why you'll never reach A-list status. Unfortunately, your contract was written up tighter than John Goodman in a clown car, so I won't be able to can you like I intended.

MIKE, IF THAT BACKDROP DOESN'T CONVINCE ME I'M IN THE GRAND FUCKING CANYON, I'M REPLACING YOU WITH YOUR TWIN BROTHER. To think, it's possible to be so much more useless than someone who STARTED OUT WITH THE SAME GENES AS YOU.

At this rate, Alan Smithee's gonna get credit for yet another B-Movie.

LET'S TAKE IT FROM THE TOP.

And kid, this time, go by the script. There's a goddamn DINOSAUR CHICKEN in the room and you're mumbling on about the goddamn outdoors. Do the outdoors have FUCKING DINOSAUR CHICKENS, FUCK FACE? DIDN'T THINK SO.

ACTION!

MARRY ME

Fuck off Howl. It's in response to me. Pretentous, precious? MARRY ME INSTEAD!

For  short time, before I moved to the West Coast, I was in a group on the other coast. The teacher had a sense of humour, was spontaneous...unlike many I've met. (Damn, lot of stiff folk in any belief-system!)  I loved his presence.  Kind & full of laughter and enjoyment. His teacher was still alive and had been a student of the Dude Himself. I worked in a group on the West Coast until that teacher died.  All in All, maybe.. 8, 9 years total in the formal "Work". I was a short-timer. For a decade I was an associate of someone who the Foundation dislikes. He published a hoax Gurdjieffian book called "Secret Talks with Mr. G.", including hilarious  photos of my friend dressed up as Gurdjieff. He and I are intertwined in a way that's difficult to explain.  He did use the notions in a practical way and had recieved teachings from several of G's core students.  But I see my friend more as an artist and a showman than a spiritual teacher. Which is how I can identify with him and remain close....I'm not a "Gurdjiffian", just like I'm not a "Buddhist" or a "Discordian".  There is a category  I might apply to myself and reveal if I was under torture but that's private and Ain't Nobody's Fucking Business but Mine. (As the song goes)  'scuse for mucking up your thread. You probably know more about Fourth Way stuff than I do at this point. I was in it for the gritty juice, not the ideas so much. G'luck!

No sense trying to make non-sense of this board. The live posts this moment: yours, gaming posts, other cramps. Is this all there is? Any of y'all get out of yer house and do somethings? Or is it a sit-in-your-room & post on the internet dealy? ( O.K., I really like the shared art. That r'ocks) But can I show you an image of a mouse with a human ear growing out it's side?  I'll be sitting in my room when I post it.

It's all you, personally, are ever going to see of this board.  Funny thing is, I had you pegged as a good one, and I never do that.  I am Jack's massive feelings of disappointment.

Fuck off and die in a car accident or something.

I may be exactly as you wrote it. Why am I smiling and feel  such joy at your post?  It ain't normal . I fucking hate praise. I'll take the "die in a car accident". Fucking bizarre. That response makes me feel great. Every forum where folks praise me, I light out. Can't stand that shit. Thanks!

I'm pissed because they decided not to hatch the damned thing.

This is indeed the darkest timeline - the one where people learn from watching endless low budget horror films.

I'm watching endless Boris Karloff mad scientist B pictures. Tonight it's "The Man Who Changed His Mind" . I AM learning something. I want to do a performance of Morgusian Science. For dear friends and friends of Science and those of the Higher Order. Momus Alexander Morgus is an incredible inspiration to me. In his 90's now, retired, not in New Orleans any more but close by. Search out his experiments on YouTube to get a taste.

fluoridation in our waters that are depleting our essential bodily fluids.

wat

In the movie "Dr. Strangelove", General Jack C. Ripper rationalises  a first strike for that insane reason. Of course, that's only a movie. The movie was shown to Putin at some prior administration event. He had never seen it before. Putin was not amused.

I can't stop searching out & digesting all of this. No one's mentioned: the CDC is poised to release a public presentation on   how to survive a nuculear attack. Guess's on motivation are 1) They are trying to monkey-wrench  nuculear plans of our government's  desire to  protect us from fluoridation in our waters that are depleting our essential bodily fluids.  2) There are real nuculear actions planned and it's gonna be a genuine P.S.A.  3)  What work of dystopian fiction am I living in?  Or is it non? P'luck me.

Yeah, great.  Fuck off.

could you unwrap your response? Beyond  "fuck off again". If you care to of course.

I can't stop searching out & digesting all of this. No one's mentioned: the CDC is poised to release a public presentation on   how to survive a nuculear attack. Guess's on motivation are 1) They are trying to monkey-wrench  nuculear plans of our government's  desire to  protect us from fluoridation in our waters that are depleting our essential bodily fluids.  2) There are real nuculear actions planned and it's gonna be a genuine P.S.A.  3)  What work of dystopian fiction am I living in?  Or is it non? P'luck me.

No sense trying to make non-sense of this board. The live posts this moment: yours, gaming posts, other cramps. Is this all there is? Any of y'all get out of yer house and do somethings? Or is it a sit-in-your-room & post on the internet dealy? ( O.K., I really like the shared art. That r'ocks) But can I show you an image of a mouse with a human ear growing out it's side?  I'll be sitting in my room when I post it.

"It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he get's out of it alive".  W.C. Fields