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sent killer flowers
mobsters disguised as coppers
you went mad when caught

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next topic?

Relax don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it

srry couldnt resist that one... next topic

money

But the way people aproach things is based on both there situation and who they are neither of whitch they choose, now you might claim that they do choose who they are and they do choose there situation, but those choices all stem from there situation and themselves, which stem's from there situation and themselves, and so on and so forth.

Were all motivated by the same things when it comes down to it, nobody is a monster none of those you named are exceptions.

I dont think sadam is any more evil or a monster than any one of us... i iknow im gonna be accused of naievity (sp) etc but wth i just dont think anyone is...

America is dead but humanity lives on (for now)...

"War hath no fury like a non-combatant"
--E.C. Montague

"Where they have made a desert, they call it peace"
--Tacitus

A German proverb states that, "In time of war, the devil makes more room in hell".  Well, friends, I suggest you reserve your room now, before the rush.  

With the likes of those who are currently earning their eternal torments, you will NEED a reservation.

Donald Rumsfeld, for example, already has so much blood on his hands that he has forgotten what it smells like.  From selling Saddam 800 liters of anthrax seed-stock in the 80's, to his ideas on moving MX missile silos as close to population centers as possible, this walking abomination already has HIS burning pit laid out.

He is FAR from being the worst criminal in the administration.  The entire cabinet is a virtual "who's who" of the criminally insane.  Powell was involved in the attempted cover up of the My Lai massacre of 1968, Cheney sold Saddam chemical equipment from 1996-2000, and Karl Rove...Well, you get the point.

"Now hold on, Rev Roger", you say, "This ain't a political site!  This here's a discordian site!  What the hell are you doing getting all political on us?"

Well, I have bad news, kids.  The Man doesn't CARE if you like haiku or word association.  He doesn't CARE if you are a free thinking poet who likes a little chaos.  He doesn't even care that you haven't had your rightful share of prairie squid yet.

He's gonna draft ya anyway.

That's right, kids!  Once the war is over and the occupation begins, Uncle Sugar is gonna need a lot more sniper-bait, more meat for the grinder, grist for the mill.  Kids are gonna be expected to give their all, maybe even their lives, for their oil company...Oops, I mean their country.  And guess who those lucky kids are?  Well, if you are living in America, and you are between the ages of 18-30, that means YOU are those lucky kids!  Actually, the draft age is 18-36, but the army likes 'em young.

THAT'S why the Good Reverend is so political.

These are dangerous times.  While America seems strong, it is actually like a mighty oak tree that has been struck by lightning.  It's still plenty strong on the outside, but the inside is dead.  The fundamental strenght of America is Americans...and those are mighty thin on the ground right now.  What we have instead is the Dittoheads...the Rush Limbaugh fans.

We think you know who we're talking about, Mister CNN anchorperson, SIR!  Miss "If there's a war, the stock market will go up", MA'AM!  Mister "If you are against the war, you're un-American", SIR!

Damn straight.  These "good Americans" who are howling for war are NOT the people who are going to have to go fight it.  Why the hell should they?  They have YOU for that, or at least for the occupation (which, incidentally will be headed by an interim government led by an American civilian, apparently).  They will (supposedly) enjoy an economic boom caused by the war (although the economy went DOWN during Gulf War I) while you get your ass shot off in Basra, while you hold down the natives so that Standard Oil has time to suck all the Iraqi oil out of the ground.

Sound like crazy talk?  Yup, it is.  So make sure you line your Kevlar helmet with tin-foil, so you don't have to think about these things while you scratch your sand-fleas and wonder where the next suicide bomber is coming from.

Or kill me.

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Hmmmmmmm, this gives me an idea for a thread topic...

Dilbert is ok, but it can't comapre to the genius that is clavin and hobbes...

shards of jagged glass
dangerous to walk upon
wear shoes if you must


pork pies

Calvin and Hobbes. The comic strip. now that is discordian literature

siddharta you fool
enlightened you were indeed
but so are we all

next topic mobiles

my first try at a haiku so here goes...

stored in vinegar
fine complementing flavours
they are a fine food

and as this if i get this right will be the 2001'st post on the forum the next subject should be...

2001 a space oddesy