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If anyone has any objections to this mawwaige, speak now, ow fowevew hold youw peace.

just common sense I thought

Dearwy bewoved..

Asian women have horizontal vaginas.

Where's the beef?

[WAVES~]

Heres something else I wrote about words, on two eighths of golden teachers. I wrote 13 pages of poetry that night, or whatever you could call it. Its written like an inside out box, spiraling inward around the border. You actually have to spin it to read it.


Freedom is just a word. But how far do words go? Only as far as the mind takes them. To live in my world is to live in my own freedom. Chains? Already broken. But I wear my shackles as a reminder. I never want to take them off. Just how deep will a word go? Add an L between the R and D, then stick an S on the end. Thats how deep. But oceans always have a bottom, right? Only if you want them to. You see, all of that sand is a sea of itself. A SEA OF CHOICES. Each grain is a thought, and each thought is a lifetime of possibilities. The trick is to rise above the sand. Fly through the ocean. Break the surface and fly through the air. It keeps getting thinner. Now go even further. Go even past the clouds. Now, the stars are with us. Now do you understand? I thought you would. But... All these buts come from the ocean. They clutter it with trash. Do a clean up with me, and let go. Find yourself in this infinite ocean. It's not that hard. You already know where you are. You are sitting down, reading a few thoughts. I just hope you like my

WAVES~

<gives Malaul a big bondage hug and kiss!>  

[HIS]

psst
Lemon issa chyck?
AWSOME

Unless I'm horribly mistaken, yes, I think so

yes you are horribly, horribly mistaken. <proceeds to crush cans on HIS forehead and watch hockey> Take of Mad Ma and you get GentLemon.

I think I'm going to expand that poem one day. I have the words part down, but I might do sections for hands spirits and souls next, to make the flow better.

the gnomes have learned a new way to say hooooraaaayyy!

Oooooo
I love you
Will you marry me?

 <gets on one knee and hands you a box with fingercuffs>

yes!!

uhh...you two assclowns are twice as big of fucking morons as anyone you've spent your time making fun of.

some advice...



STFU.

<hands Senor a can of whoopass>

That should replace the one you just opened.

But he's so new age.

That's actually one word - "Newage" - to rhyme with "Sewage."

What does "New Age" mean anyway? Anything that is unclassified goes into new age, but who puts Yanni in the same area as Infected Mushroom or Shpongle?? Damn that FYE. Damn them to hell.

I understand you and Eric have a side of beef.. actually two sides, and thats absolutely none of my business. I have nothing against the flaming, anyones free to do that, and rightfully so. It's the giant god damn meta quotes that are killing me. AND it's making me not want to watch my Beavis and Butthead DVDs. THATS a crime my friend.   :P

But he's so new age.