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try drinking gasoline. it woudl do teh world a favour.

'quila with antabuse is just as effective and half as deadly.  You should try it some time.

teh funny thing is i have drank gasoline before. odd story that one and it's all a bit fuzzy.

regardless umm what's antabuse?

Oh, it's this marvelous drug that lets you appreciate alcohol even more.

try drinking gasoline. it woudl do teh world a favour.

'quila with antabuse is just as effective and half as deadly.  You should try it some time.

I actually have heard that Vodka is good for you.  Well, less bad for you than most other hard liquors, due to the lowered levels of contaminants.

However, sir, I don't think I'll ever be able to touch another sip of alochol again.  I vomited till my nose bled.  I don't ever want to do that again.  Or, atleast not till the mucosal lining of my nose heals.

You'll be drinking once your nose heals.

Unless someone spikes the rum with antabuse.

"Bob"

How about some of us never touch alcohol again?  I think that would be a pretty good idea for me, considering I did some Tequila shots saturday morning/friday night, and then I did some whiskey shots, and then some gin shots, and then I drank some beer, and then I had some more gin, and some more tequila, and some more whiskey, and I was already on the bathroom floor with the bottle of tequila in my mouth chugging when I started to vomit, so atleast I reduced trip time to the porcelian idol.

Trying to make yourself happy with alcohol == 0

Vodka, man.  It's my gift to you.

"Bob"

By the power invested in me by me, I proclaim mian tiao noodle to be St. Dove the Slacker.

You may pray for her grace with the following invocation.

"Hail Noodle, full of Slack, the Bob be with you; Blessed are you among schoolgirls, and blessed be your fruit of the looms.  Holy Noodle, schoolgirl of slack, pray for us workers now and at the hour of our slack. Women!"

J.R. "Bob" Dobbs.