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For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.

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May 22, 2008, 01:54:04 AM
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October 29, 2025, 05:16:28 PM
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It's not how you pick your nose. It's where you hide the boogers.