MysticWicks endorsement: ""Oooh, I'm a Discordian! I can do whatever I want! Which means I can just SAY I'm a pagan but I never bother doing rituals or studying any kind of sacred texts or developing a relationship with deity, etc! I can go around and not be Christian, but I won't quite be anything else either because I just can't commit and I can't be ARSED to commit!"
Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on May 13, 2008, 10:36:53 PM
A spell to make people quit fucking with you that REALLY works;
Finely grind wormwood and red pepper. Add garlic and onion salt. Mix completely.
Throw it in the fuckers eyes.