There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.
Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on May 13, 2008, 10:36:53 PM
A spell to make people quit fucking with you that REALLY works;
Finely grind wormwood and red pepper. Add garlic and onion salt. Mix completely.
Throw it in the fuckers eyes.