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For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.

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Referendum Dr Konk, N-QIR Known

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a time machine/toilet in a coffee shop in Newark
Date registered:
January 15, 2005, 12:18:22 AM
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July 27, 2025, 10:42:24 AM
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January 21, 2005, 03:52:24 AM
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-Referendum Dr. Konk, N-QIR,
AKA Sir Konk of the Odd-Shaped Breakfast Bar,
Grand Cheese of the Fortnight,
Official Knower of the Secret Behind the Weird Story About Flax,
and User of the Holy Word TOFURKY.

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