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Sometimes I rattle the cage and beat my head uselessly against its bars, but sometimes, I can shake one loose and use it as a dildo.

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Dr. Pataphoros, SpD Outlandish

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Support the National Organization for the Promotion of Disorganization,
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Doctor of Spagology
Age:
45
Location:
Euphoria
Date registered:
May 02, 2008, 08:43:04 PM
Local Time:
July 29, 2025, 08:26:27 PM
Last active:
June 30, 2008, 06:03:49 PM
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-Padre Pataphoros, Bearer of Nine Names, Custodian of the Gate to the Forward Four, The Man Called Nobody, Philosopher of the Eleventeenth Sphere, The Noisy Ninja, Guardian of the Silver Hammer, Patron of the Perpetual Plan B, The Lord High Slacker, [The Secret Name of Power]