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Elder Iptuous Effluencer

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Professional Discordian and Physiognomist
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terribly tedious
Age:
48
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DFW, TX
Date registered:
August 22, 2008, 01:05:15 AM
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August 23, 2026, 05:49:18 AM
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"Crab-Walking Mutant of Well-Intentioned Malice Aforethought"

*temporarily unwitty*
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