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For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.

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There was a crooked man. Who walked a crooked mile. He found a crooked sixpence. Upon a crooked smile. He had a crooked cat. Who caught a crooked mouse. And they all lived happily together, till he fell off his yacht.