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For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.

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Custom title:
kind of an asshole
Personal text:
Spreading Her word far and wide
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Location:
Seattle
Date registered:
January 17, 2018, 01:17:22 PM
Local Time:
July 26, 2025, 06:34:57 PM
Last active:
April 03, 2025, 04:57:22 AM
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~Rev. Jesus "H" Christ

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