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« on: July 31, 2019, 03:21:24 pm »
Yes, but you have to PAY OUT THE NOSE! BWAHAHAHAHA! Ok... ok, it wasn't THAT funny, sorry for laughing.

Apple Talk / Re: Seriously, NOW where is the Youtube thread?
« on: July 31, 2019, 03:19:55 pm »
I actually think you're right with all of that, Johnny. I actually think you get it. Kudos.

Apple Talk / Re: Seriously, NOW where is the Youtube thread?
« on: July 31, 2019, 05:58:43 am »
It makes perfect sense to me.

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: July 31, 2019, 04:56:55 am »
I keep having these weird dreams, partially because I sleep way too much.

A recent one goes like this...

I'm just, actually up and doing things, which is a big improvement over dreaming inside dreams, sleeping on top of sleeping, when I hear some news headlines over the radio I'm not really paying attention to, yadda yadda rabid extremist terrorist blah blah. It doesn't concern me, so I go about my business. I file it away for future reference but it does not concern me, something about nazis and proud boys, etcetera. This, was a mistake.

So, I finish buttering my toast and I'm feeling as chipper as I can, which is a lot more than I usually do. I proceed to ignore the toast (another fatal mistake) and go about my business, I take a walk. I meet a young woman, she looks me in the eye and says, "You're Bryce, aren't you?" and I'm, confused for a moment, then I say "Yes, I am. My memory is terrible. Do I know you? What's your name?" and she says, scowling, "I don't tell anyone my name." and tromps off...

Tromps into an alleyway and gunfire goes off, she comes running out along with some hobos and the sound is, not alarming to me, it just strikes me as, yeah, that's a place to not go. I duck into a nearby business, happens to be a hotel, just to get away from this ruckus, after all, if it's just one guy, then it's not something to become overly concerned about anyway, except... I rent a room, and the hotel is a maze, parts of it aren't even, put together, and I keep hearing reports about this terrorist.

Finally, I see him, he tries to point a gun at me but, eh, newb, I just, duck into a hallway and casually walk away. The rest of the time it's like I'm always being stalked by someone trying to kill me, they're shooting, but I'm unconcerned, until...

I'm cornered, by a whole team of them, all armed with assault rifles, and I'm thinking to myself, fuck, this was a lot bigger than I thought it was at first, then one grins, raises their rifle, and...

« on: July 31, 2019, 04:18:08 am »
Stop snorting my snot, weirdo.

I, for one, welcome our new rocky overlords.

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: July 26, 2019, 04:10:16 pm »
I skipped over a lot, but you're right, I shouldn't give a flying fuck about people like that.

Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Reality Safari: Gurdjieff
« on: July 26, 2019, 12:36:59 pm »
I've, met a woman, possibly ten years my senior, whose every step is a bounce, and whose mouth is big enough to devour a pug like a snake would. I think she's adorable, except, I wonder what happens if the pug poops. She looked me in the eye, out of nowhere, in this group we were having, and said, "We believe the body has a kind of wisdom, it's why we do this." I didn't ask this, and in fact, she was the only sane one in a group of crazies, but, I was singled out. I don't know why, I couldn't move as fluidly as anyone else, I could only move as one thing, a predator, a killing machine. Granted, I don't want to be that, who does, but it was her agenda to lasso me as soon as I proved the slightest bit cooperative by offering help. She was very attractive, but, it quickly wasn't about that at all, especially after I heard her say that. But that is the thing she stared me in the eye and said, I dunno why she did, but she was very insistent I know...

EDIT: In short, I'm going to return for her next lesson.

I'd be fine if it hit us, I'd get a few last moments of laughter at the end of my sad life to assure myself that you done goofed... and also it wasn't my fault. Anyway, how do we avoid being part of the "strike", I want at least an initial split, or I'm out.

EDIT: Yes, let's send a rocket of bad people at it... I don't think that'll divert much, but it's worth a shot, just remember me as a saint.

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: July 26, 2019, 12:13:02 pm »
A story about those times you sleep so long you dream about dreaming, sounds like a story eh? Get off mah lawn motherfucker. An elderly man goes on a rampage with a cane, they call in the national guard, a young colonel insists they trained him but refuses any specifics but smug observations. While all this is going on, nobody notices that Gojira has secured the nuclear waste supplies of the USA, and proceeds to, euuuugh, eat them. Meanwhile, on the other side of the globe, chinese supermen are hired to recreate a certain incident that won't be mentioned if needed, but the truth is found with a small, hungry tribe of ice-dwellers who managed to bond with frankenstein's monster, which means they aren't friendly to intruders. It ends like a Korean revenge flick. God poops and everyone dies.

« on: July 26, 2019, 11:55:08 am »
Fools, Discordianism predates the rabid bullshit of the cult of the subgenious. And even if it doesn't, I'm convinced this is true.

Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: July 26, 2019, 11:40:55 am »
To my understanding, wizards, don't have extra bones, but shaman do.

EDIT: Also, wasn't Detritus the Golem on the watch?... ok, my amusement, stops here, WHAT have you done?

Americans were the actual "nazis", we came up with all this eugenics bullshit, of course, it didn't take long for actual fucking science to make eugenics its bitch, but you know, people still buy this tired, failed philosophy with astonishing regularity.

EDIT: Eugenics is about on the same level as phrenology, yet, a lot of people believe this fucking garbage, I've been in so many situations where I said to someone, "Excuse me, what did you just say?" It's, fucking rediculous.

If we are to be proper antagonists then it's about damn time we started acting the part. We're not just going to take Jerusalem, we're going to rename it. Its new name will be hotdog city, possibly the most disgusting thing I can come up with on a whim.

You're right, we have just as much right to claim the holy land. I may be a christian but I will claim this city in the name of Eris.

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