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Principia Discussion / Re: Church of Google
« on: September 07, 2008, 06:35:41 pm »
Oh yeah - that's like reading -

November 22, 1963 - Wow, it looks like a hot one today. I think I'll take the convertible.


How our words come back to bite us :lulz:

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Principia Discussion / Re: Church of Google
« on: July 26, 2008, 11:49:47 pm »
I've noticed. Thanks.

It really is needed!

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Principia Discussion / Re: Church of Google
« on: July 26, 2008, 10:47:50 pm »
Wish it was mate. A lot of my jokes are either ignored or ...ignored.

Thanks for coming over and helping out - I want to see big stupid grins all around on CoG. Not *Baah Humbug*

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Principia Discussion / Re: Church of Google
« on: July 24, 2008, 06:35:46 pm »
It's not clean yet. There are some pretty angry atheists dribbling over the forums still but we've managed to derail most.

We've managed to get quite a few of the old trolls from the Henderson Puppet Circus to join CoG so the atmosphere is a lot less confrontational now.

Thanks for saying hi Cain. Much appreciated. As you can see we have a way to go yet but it's a start.

At least no-one believes a word I say anymore. That's good because most of my posts are complete bullshit!

Any ideas for a forum raid this weekend? Most of our lot want to raid a Christian site - I really fancy hitting Dawkins.net

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Principia Discussion / Church of Google
« on: July 23, 2008, 11:56:13 pm »
The CoG (Church of Google) is under new management (after a lot of psyops by some very good folks)
http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org

You're very welcome!

Loki/Alchemist

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Illuminatus! Trilogy
« on: March 20, 2007, 08:29:37 pm »
That would depend. If there was contributory negligence on the part of the hunter then bod might be in it's rights to reduce the claim!

Perhaps, instead of divinely regrowing the hunter's severed appendage, the plaintiff would only receive a stump in compensation!

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Principia Discussion / Re: List of Discordian books
« on: March 20, 2007, 03:57:14 pm »
What's everyone's view on "The Psychopath's Bible" - Hyatt and Willis? I had a bit of a drunken Amazon session recently and this turned up along with a few other ones.
It looks ok so far. At least it's given me a break from Dawkin's interminable egofest "The God Delusion"

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Or Kill Me / Re: Discourse 19: The Hero's Path
« on: March 11, 2007, 06:17:07 pm »
Yes. I agree, I think  :D
That was a hell of a long post though. Does anyone read big posts here. The three paragraphs scroll wheel rule has served me well.

Eeeek - big post - scrolly blur

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Apple Talk / Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« on: February 25, 2007, 08:30:47 pm »
Got a few nibbles with that :D
Play time!
Thumper's a mate of mine by the way - he's just started to troll the board too, trying to get a few Pastas to play, jump in, could be fun :D

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Apple Talk / Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« on: February 25, 2007, 07:57:47 pm »
Not sure best place to post this. Couldn't wait  :)
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"Sorry to ask this. It has probably been asked before but is still awkward to ask.

I need advice about Onanism. Are we really expected to prohibit ourselves from the practice (this is a serious question by the way). I read the text as God being angered by Onan's failure to obey and provide his brother's wife with an heir!

Again, sorry about this post but it's even harder to ask about this head to head.

Is masturbation wrong?"
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http://www.inthepursuitofgod.com/forum/showthread.php?p=51893#post51893

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Apple Talk / Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« on: February 25, 2007, 06:14:46 pm »
In that case Cain - my thanks to Thurenz too. Going to ask their advice on my nasty masturbation habit later on. I'm in UK and should be at Church now so will leave post until 21/2200 GMT.
Does anyone here post on World Affairs Board? I haven't for ages but they are very easy to wind up
http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/index.php
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Apologies to all if this is well known to you - lots of jar heads there :D
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Let me know when you're going to pollute http://www.inthepursuitofgod.com/forum/
I'd love to play too!

Back to CoFSM for a bit, had a few emails from a poster called Peter Popoff - I've fucked him off again. Don't you just hate it when you accidentally tread on someone's ego  :lulz:

Back soon, as long as I'm welcome here hehehehehehe

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Apple Talk / Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« on: February 24, 2007, 11:41:11 pm »
 :lulz:
What about Ermintrude - boing :D
Sorry - forgot to add the hahahahahaha (not sarcastic for a change) We have a couple of eminent psyches on CoFSM - could help with your Susan problem. I have a "Kate" bitch, kill, slaughter humans, aaaaargh - problem but have been healed by God - the elders laid hands upon me. When they wiped themselves clean I was healed "hollowed be thy name"

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Apple Talk / Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« on: February 24, 2007, 10:43:59 pm »
Oh most edible of 'shrooms - really? I can't fucking well swear here? Well, bash me bishop with a wet sponge and call me Susan - bugger!

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Apple Talk / Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« on: February 24, 2007, 09:33:06 pm »
Swines and godless heathens - just signed up as DanielJ - slowly, slowly catchy mousey  :lulz:
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Will also remember to modify post instead of reposting in future - too used to shouting matches at CoFSM - hmmmm, need to shave my palms again  :D

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Apple Talk / Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« on: February 24, 2007, 09:19:58 pm »
oooh Cain :D might just join you on that website - thanks for the invite :)
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Will give you links to the Thumper and Alchemist V pastafarian daddies when I remember where I've splattered them on venganza - bloody good fun though - sadly a few "pirates" really are ignoring me now - still, they were wankers! I can swear in these forums, can't I  :mrgreen:

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