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Messages - Chelagoras The Boulder

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: March 13, 2018, 12:34:15 am »
Actual advice I texted to a friend today:
"Sometimes when we're making Big Important Moves in our lives, its Important to take a step back and do something that is just for us. Remember to live life even as you're trying to improve upon it.
Eat tacos at a new place
Get a massage.
Masturbate vigorously.
If you can, eat tacos while masturbating vigorously during a massage."

I am a good friend.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: February 15, 2018, 05:40:06 pm »
Glad you're alive man

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: February 11, 2018, 04:30:09 am »
A customer submitted a support case with my organization using an automated system that includes one of those AIs that start chats with you on the webpage if you're waiting for a response. Well, even though the AI Chat window blatantly states that it's not a real person, the customer argued with it as if it were. When it told the customer that it is "Still learning" since it's "only been alive since 2017," she responded with "Oh, that is such an excuse."  :lulz:

She also felt the need to tell it that she gets "mad easy," and then decided to curse at it, but with exclamation points and underscores  :lulz:

Our team is losing our shit right now, because she's also misusing the case submission system, and resubmitting her chats as a case with updated portions of the conversation. So we're just getting a steady stream of unusable tickets that are chuck full of  :lulz:

EDIT: She just fucking apologized to the AI. Which made me realize that if/when AI do want to take over the world, they will do so without much resistance.

Tell her the bot has been reported to HR for sensitivity training.

 :lulz:  :lulz:

If I wasn't a contractor with limited privileges, I so would.


I'm just amazed that if we consider this chat log to be a Turing Test type situation, the machine passed the test while simultaneously warning the subject of its inhuman, unintelligent status at every possible opportunity. Didn't even know that was possible...
I'm fairly certain that this was basically the plot of Ex Machina. Honestly not sure if I should be excited or terrified about that.

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Apple Talk / Re: Sooooooo...
« on: January 31, 2018, 05:32:00 am »
I have actually been a member of my local UU church for a number of years now, and yea, i think the general sense of community was something i really needed for myself. I have all the loyalty of a stray cat when it comes to going there regularly, but whenever i go I leave feeling supported. I've met a lot of really nice people and while there seems to be some underlying gossip drama i try to not get into, it seems generally mild and i'm always struck by how nice and supportive they are about EVERYTHING. like you literally feel like you could start up a conversation about anything you've got going on in your life and they genuinely want to help, or at least listen. There's a significant pagan presence at the church, they do their own rituals after the main service, and even celebrate the major Pagan holidays in the main hall. Also, true story, it was in that church that i had the honor of DJing for the wedding of the two most adorable elderly lesbians you've ever seen.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 31, 2018, 05:20:40 am »
I got it on steam.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 31, 2018, 04:33:24 am »
Been playing Doki Doki Literature club lately. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

if any of you are fans of horror games, get off your ass, this shit is creepy af

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 12, 2018, 04:05:12 am »
it does how i make it

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 11, 2018, 10:17:28 pm »
Crockpots: for when everything needs the consistency of gruel, and all the flavour of a mishmash of leftovers.
You sir, need more chili in your life.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 10, 2018, 05:53:37 am »
Good news today. My A1C is down to 6.3, from 8.1.

Over how long a period?
8.1 was taken in November, 6.3 was measured at the end of December. So roughly two months, give or take.

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Apple Talk / Re: things I will do when I am emperor of the universe
« on: January 09, 2018, 02:59:35 am »
I DEMAND 3D6 MECHANICS AT THE VERY LEAST. THE PROBABILITY SPREAD ON D20 IS BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT.
*Stares blankly* Sorry, had a flashback to a very opinionated friend I had in high school you would have agreed with.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 09, 2018, 02:53:42 am »
Good news today. My A1C is down to 6.3, from 8.1.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: An idea i keep having
« on: January 05, 2018, 05:57:33 pm »
He's the ancient Babylonian god who ousted Tiamat in the Enuma Elish
Ah k. Now I remember him. I was watching Crash Course mythology and they mentioned Marduk, but I forgot about him afterwards.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: An idea i keep having
« on: January 02, 2018, 11:02:23 pm »
Marduk is probably feeling pretty alienated right about now.
I've actually never heard of Marduk. Could you link me to some resources?

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Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« on: January 02, 2018, 04:33:51 am »
Welcome new guy! You sound interesting!

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Literate Chaotic / Re: An idea i keep having
« on: January 01, 2018, 07:54:13 am »
And I picture Eris just sits around complaining about us like all the time.

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