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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: September 30, 2019, 07:01:54 pm »
So this year I've been given the role of Bearded Lady at Dark Harbor. My job consists mostly of following around alpha males and hitting on them as creepily as possible, often using jazz showtunes. It's great. Best part is, i've gotten more compliments from women while wearing drag, than i have in months. Fucking love this job.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: September 26, 2019, 06:45:30 pm »
same to you, man

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: September 26, 2019, 06:49:32 am »
oh update, i am also dating a lady! We met through Facebook and we've gone out twice so far. We have  a lot of the same nerd stuff in common, and shes really sweet and kind so i'm optimistic about things going forward. Her last relationship was a whole lotta bullshit tho, so we're taking it slow while she's working past that.

In career news i'm gonna be working at Dark Harbor this season. I'm gonna be playing The Bearded Lady and i'm pretty excited.

Sounds great!  Just remember that boundaries are pretty important here.  If you are held responsible for the last relationship, then it's already gone toxic and will end in a way that makes Doktors smile.

Not saying don't show consideration, just don't become a buttwipe for someone's rebound.
oh yea, thats totally a flag to watch out for, but so far she seems pretty invested in wanting to talk and hang out, she really only brings up the ex when shes explaining her anxieties, which I can relate to. Also, she's still talking to me after discovering i own a Kirby plushie, AND have started a Steven Universe fanfic. That's girlfriend material.

EDIT: also i mentioned up front that i'm polyamorous, and that WASN'T a deal breaker!

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: September 25, 2019, 11:45:37 pm »
oh update, i am also dating a lady! We met through Facebook and we've gone out twice so far. We have  a lot of the same nerd stuff in common, and shes really sweet and kind so i'm optimistic about things going forward. Her last relationship was a whole lotta bullshit tho, so we're taking it slow while she's working past that.

In career news i'm gonna be working at Dark Harbor this season. I'm gonna be playing The Bearded Lady and i'm pretty excited.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: August 21, 2019, 11:40:20 pm »
So update on that dude I was talking about. I've been looking for a post that's worth ragging on, but I can't really find one? Like it seems like he's toned it down. I can't find a post of his that wouldn't fit in, well, HERE, TBH. I'm kinda hoping he's learned something rather than just gotten clever about how openly he can be a shitbag.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: August 15, 2019, 11:28:09 pm »
Fair enough. Who else wants a piece of this? i can only harass him so many hours of the day, plus i have a hunch he may have sockpuppets.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: August 15, 2019, 07:35:34 pm »
Welcome back, Person I'm Only Half Certain I Remember Interacting With!

so i'm half wanting to vent and half wanting some help with this. There's a dude i know through my Rocky Horror troupe, and i swear this guy is one red hat away from being a goddamn Nazi. His posts are a constant stream of the kind of cringy edgelord shit that was funny in middle school. I finally had to talk to him about keeping his Nazi jokes out of our RH group chat(which is basically a bunch of Rocky horror peeps posting memes about cheese) and he started pouting about how he should be able to make nazi jokes wherever he wants, and how Nazis aren't really a threat to anyone because the left just CALLS everyone they don't like a Nazi, and then just withdrew and kept making his shit jokes elsewhere. I'm wondering if its worth fucking with this guy or just blocking him from my social media life. One of my friends is his ex, says that hes always like this and this is exactly why she holds him in disdain, but the energy and possible intergroup drama this might cause might not be worth the headache. Thoughts?

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: July 01, 2019, 11:49:14 pm »
short answer: no. Long answer: nooooooooooooooooooooope.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: June 08, 2019, 04:40:07 am »
less of a story and more a character concept or a scene.

A highly spiritual Shiaolin monk is attacked by a vampire, and after ingesting a large amount of his blood, the vampire unpleasantly discovers that since chi lives in the blood, and said monk has spent a lifetime mastering the manipulation of his own chi, that he has left himself highly vulnerable to the monk, via the Law of Sympathy. Hilarity ensues.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: June 07, 2019, 04:10:09 pm »
I know right? Like on paper I should be some kind of theater kid, but it just never happened.

Link to podcast: https://anchor.fm/dorksanddiscourse

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: June 07, 2019, 04:00:38 am »
so its been a while since i mentioned what i'm up to on this place so here goes: was working with autistic?mentally handicapped adults, decided 15 bux an hour was way too little pay to get slapped around for no reason with little behavioral training, quit that to try my hand at doing Lyft full time while swearing to work on my podcast which i defied all expectation by ACTUALLY DOING, realized I had chosen to pursue full-time rideshare driving at the exact point in history where that's no longer a viable income source, and went crawling back to the mental health field to work with autistic children for 17 bux an hour. So a net gain, overall.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: June 05, 2019, 04:51:50 am »
hell with climate change starting to show up, we might not survive the summer

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: June 04, 2019, 06:50:16 pm »
I had some shitty Sufi once. Gave me the runs. That's the last time I get mine from a gas station.

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Apple Talk / Re: Seriously, NOW where is the Youtube thread?
« on: June 03, 2019, 06:05:16 am »
https://youtu.be/SAd2T6R7cQQ

An Australian puppet makes jokes and commentary on greedy lawyers publishing Harper Lee's Go Set A Watchman just months before her death, even though she went decades of not wanting to publish anything.
okay this is my new favorite subgenre of stand up comedy

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Literate Chaotic / Re: MyMy MaYan2
« on: June 02, 2019, 07:16:36 am »
okay guys, has Hirley been an awakened AI this whole time and no one told me?

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