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Messages - Prelate Diogenes Shandor

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Or Kill Me / Re: The left and the right
« on: Today at 04:13:40 am »
Regarding race and ethnicity what I want to do is take the sameness of order, where everything is pigeonholed into neat little boxes of identical things, and replace it with the sameness of chaos, where absolutely everything has been mixed together and there is no longer any way to un-mix it. The left wants people to be equal and that's a good start, but a lot of them adamantly want to leave it at that. They want races to be equal, but are fine with some things being specific to that race. There are black things, and white things, and asian things, and native a,erican things and at another level there are eastern european things and chinese things and japanese things and french things and american things and german things and so forth and if an asian person or white person does a black thing, or if a white person or black person does an asian thing, or a german person foes a russian thing, or an american does a french thing or whatever they get called out for "cultural appropriation". They're equal but they're treated like they're different animals; like they're cows, pigs, and sheep and aren't penned together. I want to get to the point where the cow the pig and the sheep are all the same hotdog. Preferably by friday although I know that's not realistic.

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Or Kill Me / Re: The left and the right
« on: Today at 02:12:04 am »
For nobody to believe in any higher power. For no religion in the entire world and all of history to be respected, whether new or old, whether western, eastern, african or other.  For the old traditional and abrahamic values to disappear without anything taking their place. For arbitrary rules of decorum to be eliminated. For the end of sexual norms once and for all. For all cultural norms in the entire world to be eliminated and replaced with nothing. For all distinctions between races, cultures, and ethnicities to be cast down and forgotten. For all gender expression to be eliminated due to all gender specificity of anything (clothing, bathrooms, sports teams, etc.) being eliminated. For the institution of marriage to be eliminated. For all cultures and peoples of the world to be merged into a single superculture.

Also socialized medicine and legal pot, mushrooms, and prostitution and reform of IP law and heavy punitive regulations on many industries

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: Yesterday at 06:27:18 pm »
Regression of the Cartesian Theater- A sequel to Inside-Out about little people inside of Joy's head

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Or Kill Me / Re: The left and the right
« on: April 18, 2018, 12:07:50 am »
While on another forum I frequent I came across a topic from a poster who was confused about what constituted the "left" and the " right politically, as he had seen contradictory explanations. Inspired by that I came up with a handy chart and posted it as a response. I'd like to repost it here too:

The Right is about:

*regressive abrahamic superstition
*pathological obsession with money and power
*being a shill for polluters and robber barons
*difficulty getting a job due to lack of skills that can't be done better and cheaper by a machine
*white supremicism
*proudly ignorant backwoods hicks
*a bizarrely narrow view of what kind of relationships are acceptable
*bullshit degrees in divinity
*fear and hatred of science
*the racist, sectarian, nationalistic, cultural chauvinist, sexist, homophobic, militant, and world dominating aspects of Naziism

The Left is about:

*fatuous new-age superstition
*insufferably saccharine and/or emo obsession with feelings and identity
*being a pipe-dreaming hippie
*difficulty getting a job due to lack of skills that are useful
*refusal to integrate/assimilate
*pseudointellectuals
*a bizarrely narrow view of what constitutes consent
*bullshit degrees in the humanities
*fear and hatred of technology
*the eugenic, and scientifically unethical aspects of Naziism

What the fuck? CUT!

YOU come to ME begging for a chance at fame and fortune, and you give me this mainstream, moderate, bourgeoisie B-List bullshit? Being in the middle is the equivalent of not caring.

Having the whole world hate you makes you a Super Villain that the masses can cherish. Having the whole world hate you because you won't take a side in the fight against evil makes you a FUCKING HIPSTER CUNT-STAIN.

Oh, I've sided with the left, but only because they're the lesser of two evils. Like, they're both shit but the Democrats and the left are like stepping in dog shit whereas the right and the Republicans are like drowning in a spetic tank. One is clearly preferable to the other but neither are something I want.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: April 17, 2018, 02:05:39 am »
Why the hell are they still on about Hillary anyway? She lost the election (sort of), she's no longer relevant.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: April 14, 2018, 05:21:29 am »
The Hillbility- Set in a world that is a weird mashup of medieval/renaissance Eurpoe and backwoods America, the story focuses on two feuding families of noblemen who are also hillbillies. Because they're noblemen AND hillbillies the feud is extra bitter and the characters are extra inbred

EDIT:
Another idea:

Gold Goo- An alchemist trying to create the philosopher's stone accidentally has his creation get out of control; starting with the lab it begins transmuting everything that it, or the gold created by it, touches into an ever growing lake of liquid gold

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Odd but thought provoking dreams
« on: April 13, 2018, 04:48:11 pm »
Do you guys ever have dreams that feel like you have had them before? Like returning to those dream-places feels familiar. .

During the dream of after waking up.

If after then  yeah, I just had one. In the recurring dream I'm trying to navigate a fantastically enormous and confusing house to find one specific room and invariably get lost and can't find it. Usually the house in the dream is owned by my rich aunt and uncle, but this time it was owned by my one cousin on the other side of the family who in real life lives in a fantastically small apartment.

There was one a month or so ago where there was a feeling of familiarity in the dream. I think this one was a mashup of several different seashore houses we've rented over the years appended onto aspects of the same aunt and uncle's real house

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: April 12, 2018, 01:53:55 am »
Xmas special: the Republican party is deliberately polluting the Earth in an attempt to melt the polar ice caps because the conservative Christians hate Santa Claus for taking focus off of Jesus and therefore want to sink Santa's workshop

EDIT:
Another idea:
A guy cheats at a hands-on-a-car competition by using superglue

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: April 09, 2018, 01:44:18 am »
A commercial for Ancestry.Com based on the premise of either The Shadow Over Insmouth or Facts Concerning the Late Arthur Jermyn and His Family

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Discordian Transhumanism?
« on: April 06, 2018, 06:05:43 pm »
Transhumanism is the only way to resolve the abortion debate. When gestation can be separated and a pregnancy occur seperate to the body there can be an anti abortion pro-choice movement. Granted the child would not have parents, but it can pull itself up by the bootstraps or whatever.

This is something I too have thought of and very much want to see. I want to see once and for all whether this realli is about bodily autonomy. Because I'm wagering it isn't.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Discordian Transhumanism?
« on: April 06, 2018, 05:15:52 pm »
I want to upload my consciousness to cheat death

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Another way to copypaste yourself into the future would be to record your whole childhood, clone yourself, and hire a bunch of actors to reproduce your reality tunnel until whatever age you wanna do the timewarp. Chaos and randomness would probably screw it up, but that has an additional benefit of not breaking the clock to figure out what's inside.

Working on that one too. That's part of the reason why I have a hoarding problem; all this crap points to what I was doing at different times.

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I think it's more a refrence to asexuals than gays

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Or Kill Me / Re: The left and the right
« on: April 06, 2018, 01:52:48 am »
Wait.  What?

" bizarrely narrow view of what constitutes consent"

Technically can't have had any alcohol, even if it's not enough to get drunk, which rules out most of dates.

Besides, it's not a motor vehicle, nobody's gonna crash their bed into a bunch of pedestrians.

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Or Kill Me / The left and the right
« on: April 06, 2018, 12:13:58 am »
While on another forum I frequent I came across a topic from a poster who was confused about what constituted the "left" and the " right politically, as he had seen contradictory explanations. Inspired by that I came up with a handy chart and posted it as a response. I'd like to repost it here too:

The Right is about:

*regressive abrahamic superstition
*pathological obsession with money and power
*being a shill for polluters and robber barons
*difficulty getting a job due to lack of skills that can't be done better and cheaper by a machine
*white supremicism
*proudly ignorant backwoods hicks
*a bizarrely narrow view of what kind of relationships are acceptable
*bullshit degrees in divinity
*fear and hatred of science
*the racist, sectarian, nationalistic, cultural chauvinist, sexist, homophobic, militant, and world dominating aspects of Naziism

The Left is about:

*fatuous new-age superstition
*insufferably saccharine and/or emo obsession with feelings and identity
*being a pipe-dreaming hippie
*difficulty getting a job due to lack of skills that are useful
*refusal to integrate/assimilate
*pseudointellectuals
*a bizarrely narrow view of what constitutes consent
*bullshit degrees in the humanities
*fear and hatred of technology
*the eugenic, and scientifically unethical aspects of Naziism

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