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Literate Chaotic / Re: Tis an ill wind that blows no jobs....

« on: February 23, 2009, 07:53:38 pm »

High standard of living = bigger tv.. nicer car.. ever increasing brain death

I demand higher levels of slack. 

Petition your local congressman to increase the minimum slack wage today.

And now a quote from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy:

"(The Presidents) job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it."

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Or Kill Me / LHX - short circuits - part 4 - principia discordia

« on: November 05, 2005, 06:30:39 am »

1) -Strong-, -Independent- and Sociopathic woman.

2) Strong drinking

3) The delightful picture

4) Eating (and smoking) shit

Anyone got an appropriate step 5?

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Literate Chaotic / sweet god almighty

« on: August 05, 2004, 06:27:43 pm »

Eris is complicated.  The demon that shall not be mentioned is not that complicated.  Gates and keys are very similar to each other.  Now if he was a gate and a battering ram at the same time that would be frightening.



For more information please call Ghostbusters.

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Literate Chaotic / sweet god almighty

« on: August 04, 2004, 04:55:54 am »

Those kinky demons.

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Literate Chaotic / this is so funny i can't even begin to comment

« on: August 04, 2004, 04:43:45 am »

So close, yet they missed the elephant.

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Literate Chaotic / Gurdjieff and "I"

« on: August 03, 2004, 05:39:16 am »

:arrow: Steals Chefs Dell and sells it for parts to my fixer.




Still wondering what Hotsuma was trying to say before someone shot him.

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Literate Chaotic / Tis an ill wind that blows no jobs....

« on: July 30, 2004, 08:15:52 am »

The Spirit Hand that remains is an abomination.



Where is this Free Market you speak of?  Do they sell cabbage?




For more information please consult your Pineal Gland.  
Literate Chaotics for Pineal Gland based information Comittee

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Literate Chaotic / Tis an ill wind that blows no jobs....

« on: July 30, 2004, 07:43:47 am »

I have never met Adam Smith in person.  I am sure he was a great guy and everything.  

From http://www.adamsmith.org/policy/publications/pdf-files/invisible-hand-1.pdf
"This is the famous invisible hand. It is a metaphor for an unintended
consequence. There is no hand at all, which is why it is invisible."

Adam Smith is dead and the Invisible Hand doesn't exist.

Charlatans and Institutes on the other hand are very real.

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Literate Chaotic / Tis an ill wind that blows no jobs....

« on: July 30, 2004, 07:25:36 am »

If you are not crazy

Please do not read any further


This is a random quote I came up with doing a random internet search.




The following are secret societies or organizations highly controlled by THEM:

United Nations, Illuminati, Order of Skull and Bones, Rhodes Scholars, Bilderbergers, The Trilateral Commission, Council on Foreign Relations (CFR), The Committee Of 300, Club of Rome, Round Table, New Age Order, International Monetary Fund (IMF), World Bank, Adam Smith Institute, Mont Perelin Society, Business Round Table, B'nai B'rith, Brotherhood of Freemasons, and many others. (Two of many key men: Rothchild, Rockefeller)

 

Back to my original question.

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Literate Chaotic / Tis an ill wind that blows no jobs....

« on: July 30, 2004, 07:06:23 am »

Did I say I was talking about economics?


 
         

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Literate Chaotic / Tis an ill wind that blows no jobs....

« on: July 30, 2004, 06:58:14 am »

Bureaucracy   :arrow:   Aftermath


Here is my understanding of the Discordian philosophy and then you tell me if I am crazy:

Rule#1   We Jake Bureaucracies

Rule #2  Infiltrate the system

Rule #3 We Jake Bureaucracies

Rule #4  Everything the system does benefits the system.

Rule #5  Agitate the masses

Rule #6  Refer to rules #1 and 3

Rule #7   We do not talk about Fight Club

Rule #8   Fnord

Rule # :  :!:   Oppose stasis




‚ÄúLogic is what gets you into trouble‚Äù   --Agent Traveler

Freedom is Slavery

Your lack of faith in the Invisible Hand is disturbing.

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Literate Chaotic / Gurdjieff and "I"

« on: July 28, 2004, 06:03:16 am »

That last one wasn't me for sure.  The computer turns itself on in the middle of the night and runs all sorts of applications while THEY hold me down.  Someone has to stop it.


::Proceeds to run away::

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Or Kill Me / This Corner.

« on: July 27, 2004, 04:27:11 am »

Now for the commercial break brought to you by Meetup.com:

Everyone in the New York area should sign up for the Meetup this Monday and leave the cabbage at home

And now back to our scheduled program.

::The hamster is still chewing at the cage::

Don't wait up for me this will take all night.

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Or Kill Me / This Corner.

« on: July 27, 2004, 04:23:53 am »

Thanks Bella  

::Hamster too busy chewing at the cage to tango but will macarena for a short while::

Feel free to use all the rotten and pickled cabbage you find around here.  

I heard they make pretty good zombies or something...

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Or Kill Me / This Corner.

« on: July 27, 2004, 04:02:33 am »

ew
cabbage is bad enough, but rotten cabbage?
ah you poor poor thing!!!

::The hamster is sitting in a cage surrounded by piles of rotten cabbage::

If the human is not going to clean this place up I will just have to run away again.  

::Begins furiously chewing the supports of the plastic tunnel.::


Sharp teeth are very important to your hamsters general health and well being

PS: Will dance for fresh cabbage.