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Discordian Recipes / Raw food at Denny's
« on: September 03, 2009, 01:47:58 am »
I'm wondering if anyone has any success with ordering raw eggs and meat at a restaraunt that does not normally serve raw food. 

For example, at Denny's, this would be two eggs just cracked on a plate next to two pancakes and a raw bit of sausage for a Grand Slam.  The boss took us out to breakfast and ordered everyone the same thing, but the waitress could not comprehend "vegetarian".  So, naturally, I've decided that, if in a sit down restaurant when the waitress is too unwilling to substitute or omit dead animal from my meal and the restaurant allows the customer to decide how they want their dead animal served, I might just order it up raw and geek it.

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Or Kill Me / Re: YUO: HOT SHIT OR NOT! (advice to noobs)
« on: February 22, 2009, 08:59:45 pm »
Black men are not a problem any more.  It's the pasty white slut who looks like a fugly drag queen who thinks she's queen of the club that gets drunk and threatens violence against me despite it being blatantly obvious to any outside observer how any fight would go. 

Rape Induced PTSD:  Cured by pasty white sluts who get drunk and threaten violence.

Actually, I learned enough kkkung fu to beat up fucking everyone who would cause me a problem without the usual fail of martial artists.  And thus, the blacks and the dirty sluts no longer bother me because I know they'll not put up much of a fight when I start fighting back.  But yeah, enough of the internet tough girl routine (despite the fact that chicks with chelsea dread hawks are just plain trouble).

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Or Kill Me / Re: YUO: HOT SHIT OR NOT! (advice to noobs)
« on: February 22, 2009, 08:21:36 pm »
Where is saint aini now?

How about right at your forum making a return?

careful. there are black men here.

Black men are not a problem any more.  It's the pasty white slut who looks like a fugly drag queen who thinks she's queen of the club that gets drunk and threatens violence against me despite it being blatantly obvious to any outside observer how any fight would go.  She doesn't yet get that Art of War quote that DirtyTime used to sling around all the time: namely, any battle which does not have the potential for positive gains is automatically lost.  I refuse to engage her because I have only to gain a ban from said club and she doesn't grok that she's likely to suffer a lot of pain for her ego trip.

In brief: still living in the dirty D, still living at the same house since July 2008, working for fabulous fags as their web developer, working with some very cool promoters and performers, and busy as ever.  I produced my first fetish show this February at the Dirty Show.  In short, I'm taking my performance career to the next level in a number of ways, including a trip to NYC this spring.  The video will be up shortly for your fapping pleasure.

There's an Art of War quote that brought me back here since I can't find it.

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Or Kill Me / Re: YUO: HOT SHIT OR NOT! (advice to noobs)
« on: February 22, 2009, 01:42:04 pm »
Where is saint aini now?

How about right at your forum making a return?

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Peaches, lots of peaches
« on: October 21, 2008, 10:38:50 pm »
You can host a colony of fruit flies now! They come in many colors.

Yeah, that's why.

I've been dealing with a mold problem for roughly 2 weeks... it finally seems to be subsiding, but nonetheless, it's all good.  I have a pit to fill in in the backyard.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Peaches, lots of peaches
« on: October 21, 2008, 09:02:54 pm »
I made compost.

They went bad when I wasn't looking.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Post Apocalyptic Cuisine
« on: October 10, 2008, 05:15:57 pm »
Pasta would probably be a luxury item.  You could still have it, but there's easier ways to get your starches.

Note that I noted that beer would be necessary.

I'ma get medieval on your ass.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Post Apocalyptic Cuisine
« on: October 09, 2008, 03:36:35 am »
Okay... I'm living under similar restrictions as I'm waiting for a fridge and stove to be delivered.

Assume that there are a lot of dead bodies.  This means lots of wood to burn and lots of areas to forage/plant that were formerly other people's houses and yards and fruit trees.

A wood stove could easily be constructed from scrape worth about $150 in today's currency.  I forgot who came up with the design, but it's a pretty nifty design that uses sound to transfer heat from a wood fire and also make ice.  Of course, you have the simpler franklin stove.  I have one boiler operator friend who heats his back porch with a wood burner made from industrial scrap.

Second, without ice (which you could make with a fire if you had the right equipment), you would be best off not eating meat unless you killed it fresh and knew how to make jerky.

Third, go vegan.  Rice, fresh green beans when in season, yams, tomatoes, potatoes, pears, apples, cabbage, etc.

Pasta and dishes which require boiling water will likely be out of the question or luxury meals.

Nuts will be needed for protein.

Yams, as in actual yams, are a very important food in subsistence economies.  Sweet potatoes have a lot of vitamin A and a good form of carbohydrates.

If you can set it up, a pound of bread was a common component of medieval diets.

Without a doubt, beer will be necessary.  Fortunately, it's not that difficult to make.  Similarly, anyone with half a brain could make a still and produce cheap sherry, vodka or whiskey from fermented grapes, potatoes or grains.

Spices will be mandatory to break up the monotony.  Naturally, if you're suffering from monotonous tastes, you need to vary your diet.

I would expect greenhouses to be constructed to ensure fresh veggies year round by those in the know. It takes about an acre of land to subsistence farm for one person for one year.

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Discordian Recipes / Peaches, lots of peaches
« on: October 09, 2008, 03:16:48 am »
What can I do with about a dozen or so peaches about to go bad and a hot pot?

I also have sweet potatoes, potatoes, turnips, eggplant (which I also need to use), green beans, a shitload of jalapeņo  peppers, carrots, squash, rice, etc.


I'm thinking peach soup.  We have tomato soup. Why not peach soup?

Suggestions that do not involve rape?

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Godwin's law... on the first fucking post.

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Apple Talk / Re: Dangers of Modern Living A-Z
« on: June 09, 2008, 09:07:43 pm »
electronic message boards.

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Apple Talk / Re: Zappa A-Z
« on: June 08, 2008, 05:39:29 am »
Zappa!

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Apple Talk / Re: Dangers of Modern Living A-Z
« on: June 07, 2008, 04:06:25 am »
Actually making the joke on time.

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Apple Talk / Re: Dangers of Modern Living A-Z
« on: June 07, 2008, 02:52:00 am »
Wax encasement
Xylocaine poisoining
Youth movements

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Apple Talk / Re: Dangers of Modern Living A-Z
« on: June 06, 2008, 05:24:32 pm »
Yorba Linda


(and Zappa)

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