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Apple Talk / Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« on: December 04, 2010, 07:16:34 am »
Alright so from topic of diets... I commented, you asked... I responded.... ok  Wouldn't have brought up said topic if not asked.
Eh, I don't hate you, I hate your assumptions.
But alright YES, I will assume the position of attention whore if you'd like.
Everyone has to hate someone.

Have at it.

Apple Talk / Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« on: December 04, 2010, 06:54:23 am »
Fantastic actually! I love my rock.

Anyone would hate doctors if ya end up going through 5 different treatments from 6 different doctors before one fairly common skin condition could be properly diagnosed and treated properly.

And go figure the doctors are not the ones who did so. I just picked up a ton of medical and dermatology books, visited a few forums and figured it out for myself.

So pardon me for being a bit dissatisfied with these professionals.

The list continues one disappointment after another.
But perhaps your right and I've just never seen a "good" doctor. Is there really such a thing? I'd sure like to find one...

Apple Talk / Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« on: December 04, 2010, 06:32:49 am »
Yeah, however I don't trust many "professional" anythings.

Hate doctors, dentists, dietitians, shrinks, counselors... All a bunch of wack-jobs to me.
Want money more then to honestly help.

The only thing on that list I "have to" follow, via trial and error is the avoidance of red meat and excessive dairy. Makes me super crazy sick. 

Apple Talk / Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« on: December 04, 2010, 06:11:34 am »
Dietitian recommendations for those with severe endometriosis . Due to a bunch of hormonal reactions and the BS that disease can pull on your digestive/urinary system.

Most people with mild - moderate endo don't have to worry so much.
I just can't wait for my surgery to have it all yanked out of me. :)

Discordian Recipes / Not your Mamma's ~Apple Pie~
« on: December 04, 2010, 06:04:40 am »
Wanna dessert that will get you truely fucked up over the holidays? Look no further.


1 gallon jug apple cider

1 package fresh cinnamon sticks

2 teaspoon cinnamon

4 apples sliced

dash of cloves

Box of sugar cubes

1 bottle Everclear

Step 1: Separate apple cider into two pots on the stove, add 2 sliced apples, 3 cinnamon sticks, a teaspoon of cinnamon and a dash of cloves into each pot.

Step 2: Simmer this concoction down 1/4 of the way. Add sugar to taste. (We use cubes because it's easier to measure in small incriminates.) Don't burn or let get to a rolling boil it will taste like shit!

Step 3: Continue to boil down mixture until you have about half of what you started with. (The loose cinnamon stick to the sides so its fairly easy to judge.

Step 4: Let cool, then strain using a CLEAN old t-shirt.

Step 5: Once at room temperature pour this liquid back into your gallon jug from the apple cider. Should be anywhere from 1/2 to 3/4 full.

Step 6: Fill the rest of the jug with Everclear, chill, then enjoy.

We pour this mixture into empty wine bottles with a cinnamon stick and re-cork em.

Apple Talk / Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« on: December 04, 2010, 05:40:59 am »
Yeah, I'm about ready to give up eating all together...

The diet I supposedly should be on... (Medically)

* wheat * - this includes breads, cakes and pasta products, all based on wheat
* red meats *
* refined and concentrated carbohydrates * bread, flour, cakes from refined flours
* refined sugars and honey *
* alcohol *
* caffeine * -  which is found in tea, coffee, soft drinks
* chocolate * - as it contains sugars
* dairy produce * - includingall milk and cheese
* fried food, margarine and hydrogenated fats *
* soy products and soy protein products *
* tinned and frozen packaged foods * - as little as possible
* additives and preservatives *

Now veggies are grand, however, I have an additional list on top of this on of fruits and veggies to avoid as well.
I pretty much ignore the whole shit for the most part. I can't afford almost anything on the list of things I "should" eat on a regular basis.

Apple Talk / Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« on: December 02, 2010, 03:57:41 am »
Lol. Yeah, I know how that is.
I use to look like some strange reptilian plague victim...

Psoriasis, dermatitis, and tinea versicolor.
8 "specialists" and about 26 different meds that failed, I actually look normal these days.
It's a wonder how great your skin is when you bathe is acid then organic body wash. lulz. Oh, did I mention the allergy to any of your average household soaps.

But, to throw a curve ball at you I'm immune to poison ivy and the like...

Oh yeah, then there was that strange set of vampire like bug bites that left a pussing open wound on my neck the size of a quarter for about 5 months.

Yay for sharing, thanks for the tips on getting rid of my fat ass by the way.  :mrgreen:

Apple Talk / Re: I have 3 words for you spags.
« on: December 01, 2010, 06:24:21 pm »
Yeah, but some people have done it without knowing.

Unless you're talking about a major bakery outbreak.

women already make eggs and milk.  There's a cake in there just waiting to be made.
But it's already called pie!

For that time of the month tho...
Eh, I prefer to call it a strawberry muffin.

So muffin, pie, cake.... Girls are already made of sugar and spice, so I guess it all works...

Apple Talk / Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« on: December 01, 2010, 04:58:47 pm »
Actually I use to run a lot of track back in the day so I already have that habit of jogging on my toes. Yeah, I never thought of regularly swimming. I normally just do that for fun. :p Have to figure out how to counter regular chlorine exposure to my skin. I'll have to see what I can do about trying that route. Thanks.

Apple Talk / Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« on: December 01, 2010, 06:26:39 am »
Yay, good diet & exercise.

Speaking of...

Any tips on how to get rid of a jello ass/thighs when your knees and hips are both fucked up to all hell???!
I'm not overweight, but the blubbery posterior must go.
I can jog a short distance or walk, but that's about it. Can't bike or use an elliptical unless I really chow down on the Vicodin.
But the walking just ain't cutting it. :(


Discordian Recipes / Re: ITT, Squiddy reviews beer.
« on: December 01, 2010, 05:57:03 am »
I can't stand IPAs, don't know quite what it is, but I have never found one I could stand. I just stick with my porters and ales.

Apple Talk / Re: no. NO NO NO
« on: December 01, 2010, 05:55:06 am »
Oh that I know, but discrediting it almost completely?
Almost like when I was in Germany, and the info the tour guides throw your way regarding the 1940's.

Understandably there are things better off left unsaid, but wow.

History shouldn't be based on where your from and up for that much interpretation. Either it happened or it didn't.


Apple Talk / Re: no. NO NO NO
« on: December 01, 2010, 03:05:34 am »
Speaking of the Yankee-Dixie Throwdown...

Celebrating Secession Without the Slaves

The south celebrates the civil war by pretending their secession from the states happened joyously.
And slavery had nothing to do with it...

Horrorology / Re: Welcome to The New Freedom™, Citizen
« on: November 30, 2010, 09:55:34 pm »


          posted this to my facebook.

Make sure it's attributed, E.O.T.

I wouldn't want the wrong person being hauled off in a sack at 2AM.

Since I am a 'noob' and all to some of your inner workings here in the PD, may I ask, why E.O.T?
I noticed a minor hint at something less then desirable in a passage of your "A Clarification" in Intermittens...
Along with that little ditty Cardinal Pizza Deliverance just posted, makes me a wee bit curious is all.


And hey, the multi-quote thinger is working again!

Apple Talk / Re: I have 3 words for you spags.
« on: November 30, 2010, 09:34:45 pm »

Taco stamp.

Pretty flowers. Perfect for decorating those holiday gift cards...

Take that Martha Stewart!!!

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