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I found this looking for almost this, and...the universe scares me

 :lulz:  :lulz:

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Theological Questions!
« on: Yesterday at 08:14:31 pm »
:lulz: They especially ignore the fun parts of Genesis like the whole Nephilim thing and that one time Abraham sold his wife to the Pharaoh and told him she was his sister. Good times!

Yeah, that kind of stuff is awesome but Christians completely ignore it or pass it off. (At least in mystical Judaism you see those kinds of Biblical elements actually explored/explained - albeit differently to Christianity)

The Book of Enki is a great place to start making comparisons. Possibly fictional but definitely along the lines of WHAT the nephilim might have been.

To be clear I don't believe in Sitchen's assertions. There's "ancient aliens" and then there's WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.

MACK BEN BEN!
 :backpedal:

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Theological Questions!
« on: Yesterday at 08:09:46 pm »
What the fuck is up with Satanism?


They are so 'hurt' by Christianity that they can't simply just call themselves atheists and call it a day - instead, they use unrelated symbology and choose to identify themselves with a little angel who had a tantrum in several chapters of the Bible and had little significance otherwise. It seems that they think that identifying themselves with this insignificant angel, makes them "edgy".


"I am a Satanist, I swear, I just don't believe in Satan. I can't be just an atheist, else then where is my identity?" - [Satanist then goes off and cries in a corner]

Wanna bet LaVey had a copy of the PD?

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HO HO HO

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Foreign governments aren’t the only groups spending money in the hopes of currying favor with Trump. Companies are getting in on the action as well.

The National Mining Association and Chamber of Commerce have plunked down bags of money at Trump properties, even though (or perhaps because) they have substantial policy interests that can be addressed by the executive branch.

One private prison company is already reaping rewards. According to the Washington Post, executives and wardens from GEO group, which runs private prisons, “gathered for four days of meetings, dinner receptions and golf outings at the luxurious 800-acre Trump National Doral, [following] an intense effort by GEO Group to align itself with the president and his administration.”

After that expenditure, GEO group — which also gave $225,000 to a pro-Trump super PAC and $250,000 to Trump’s inaugural committee — “secured the administration’s first contract for an immigration detention center, a deal worth tens of millions a year.”

https://shareblue.com/disturbing-new-report-reveals-rampant-corruption-keeping-trumps-failing-properties-afloat/

Looks like more and more folks are lining up to blow The Trump. Nothing like a president that can be bought for some shekels and a hummer.

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Yeah. People were definitely a bad Idea from the beginning.

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Apple Talk / Re: Hopeful but realistic ten-year scenarios
« on: Yesterday at 07:59:41 pm »
As for the CIA and Google thing, I assume you're referencing some kind of future world where people give a fuck about privacy. While that may very well happen in the next 10 years, it won't do so on this planet. See, privacy is a myth. It always has been a myth, and anyone who believes in it might as well go to church on Sundays too, because it's that kind of fake. But not only is there no such thing as privacy, privacy has no right to exist anyway. If you're scared of men in black suits finding out what you fap to when nobody's looking, you're just not living. Plus, all this worrying about privacy is seriously impeding the cybernetic hivemind society I want to live in. We need to erase all concept of the self, forcefully, and over the corpses of whoever bitches about it. There's no other way to survive as a species. Plus, it would probably involve a lot of cool looking implants and wires and blinky lights and stuff, which is all far more important than not being spied on. Which isn't important at all. And no, I'm not being sarcastic or facetious. I fully support the transhumanist ideal of erasing the individual human mind from existence in favor of a collective consciousness aided by heavy and probably reckless use of technology. And, of course, gulags for anyone who doesn't like it.

I would prefer not to. ( :

That's fine. There's plenty of room in the camps, and someone's gonna have to be on commode duty.

 :lulz:...   :horrormirth:

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Or Kill Me / Re: TGRR: a Crunken Eulogy
« on: Yesterday at 07:57:19 pm »
I was around in the days of POEE.co.uk, but then I lost the thread for a few years (IRL kinda takes over if you let it). I'm only just now getting back into the community, and to come back to this sort of news... I'm truly saddened to hear about Roger's death. RIP, you angry fucker, and may death bring the peace none of us can get in life.

We were going to bury him in a secret tomb, but we couldn't find it after he died. His corpus is interred at an undisclosed location that definitely isn't the dumpster of an abandoned Shoney's. Definitely not.

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Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« on: Yesterday at 07:51:26 pm »
1) Last fall when looking for post-modern and post-humanist books to read I found PD, the book, on a Wikipedia page for parody/post-modern religions. I started reading it, thought it was funny, but then stopped and moved on to a different pdf. Later I audiobook'd the Illuminatus! Trilogy and was provoked by the logogram/biogram theory of action. After finishing the trilogy, I looked for further reading on the subject finding only one journal article titled 'Dissipating the Logogram'. It was a good read, but I wasn't satisfied with his resolution... ended up on PD, the forum, several times in my search. Too many times and I am here.

2) From what I've read, the other Greek Gods weren't the best judges of character. But yeah, I'm askin' for it.

3) I cook practically, might add some recipes there but they aren't fancy. Here's an easy one for now.

0. If this is your first time working with pasta and you need extra luck, try throwing a pinch of salt over your shoulder into the pot. If not, skip this step.

1. Make spaghetti. From scratch is cheaper but box works just as well. The key to knowing when the spaghetti is ready is a sudden change in the smell of the room. After the smell changes, let it cook a bit longer. If you can't smell the difference yet, do a flexibility test of the pasta and try it every now and then. It is essential the spaghetti gets a lot of water in it for this recipe. Also, I don't think it is important to boil the water before putting the spaghetti in as long as it is kinda hot.

2. Drain the spaghetti. While draining it is easy, if you mess up you can end up with sink-spaghetti a different, less desirable recipe. Also, it is important to pour it out of the pot when you drain it, so it gets airtime.

3. Here is the twist. Then freeze the amount of spaghetti you will eat. The goal is not to freeze it thoroughly, but to get a soft-freeze. Frozen spaghetti, as long as it is malleable, is very refreshing and enables many more pairings rather than just tomatoes and cheese. I recommend pickles in my frozen spaghetti, but I wouldn't eat pickles in hot spaghetti. Alternatively, frozen spaghetti can be a straight dessert as an ice cream substitute if paired with something sweet. Lastly, semi-frozen spaghetti is not as messy. Because it does not slip around and can be bitten into rather than slurped, frozen spaghetti is a better option for fancier meals, I'd imagine. I freeze spaghetti practically, not fancily, so I wouldn't know on that last pro.

I think you're looking for the Pastafarians.




Welcome newbs! Mack Mack Mack Ben Mack!

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Apple Talk / Re: Ben Mack
« on: Yesterday at 07:47:34 pm »
Ben Mack Ben Mack yoyo ball Ben Ben Mack Mack!

Ben Mack,

         Ben MackMACKBEN
 :america:


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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 17, 2018, 05:34:11 pm »
Holy shit!

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 17, 2018, 04:59:37 pm »
So the cold calling job is working out so far. Mostly folks don't answer. I'm learning to deal with the jerks by laughing (to myself) at the sheer troll of it. Mostly folks are polite but firmly uninterested in a free Kirby demonstration. Shocking, I know. I have yet to set an appointment, but I still have the new guy effect going on. Imitating the plastic optimistic attitude is no problem.

Kinda want to look more into the Sub Genius stuff. I hate being upbeat for a living, but maybe success is not about what I like or hate.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 17, 2018, 04:53:32 pm »
Glad to hear it Faust!

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Literate Chaotic / Re: How full of shit is Peter Levenda?
« on: January 17, 2018, 04:52:29 pm »
How full of shit is Peter Levenda?


Very



Very much, and most people don't even realize that the Simon Necronomicon was written by him. To add to that, half the people that believe it's legit, haven't even read Lovecraft  :lulz:

Book of Worms and the 50 Names of Marduk were fun. If he made those up... wow.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Theological Questions!
« on: January 17, 2018, 04:50:09 pm »
To be fair, a large majority of "Christians" are just "Jesusists" - aka ignoring most of the Bibles doctrines for a very basic identification with the hero archetype and the heaven ideal + turning up at church every Sunday to pretend to be more into their religion then they actually are




Back with Christianity origins - it was pretty much like:

"Ok lets steal the Jewish scriptures and ignore everything except for what is relevant to the Jesus narrative we are trying to put together"

 :lulz: They especially ignore the fun parts of Genesis like the whole Nephilim thing and that one time Abraham sold his wife to the Pharaoh and told him she was his sister. Good times!

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Apple Talk / Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
« on: January 17, 2018, 04:44:57 pm »
The forum is a mirror



but not like how the Principia is a mirror


the forum is more like one of those mirrors you put in a bird cage so the bird thinks she's socializing



except the bird is a bonobo
:lulz:

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