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Apple Talk / Re: I think I finally found porn we can ALL enjoy. NSFW.
« on: October 25, 2013, 02:46:31 am »



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Apple Talk / Re: Unlimited Higher Education Thread
« on: October 04, 2013, 09:56:42 pm »
Does taking college classes in highschool count as higher education?

I don't think im allowed to bitch in this thread :c

Am I?

Probably not.

But I dont have to follow your fucking standards.

I swear I can't fucking memorize any of the pythagorean Identities or various other trigonometric functions :c
And how the hell am I supposed to know how to write college essays and pass them :c
And you can't just tell me to write a thousand word case study without even telling me what a case study is ;-;

If you're taking college classes in a college setting, then yep, you can bitch (or exult) about higher education ITT.



Im taking college classes in a public high school setting.

But, I'll bitch about it anyways.

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Apple Talk / Re: Your news tab
« on: October 04, 2013, 09:51:25 pm »
Obviously you're not in the perfect mood for PD.com.  Yet.

Everything bores me now.

Am I good enough for PD, yet?

Not unless you're miserable, edgy and tired as well.

Its like you guys don't even want me here :C

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Apple Talk / Re: Your news tab
« on: September 30, 2013, 03:10:09 am »
Obviously you're not in the perfect mood for PD.com.  Yet.

Everything bores me now.

Am I good enough for PD, yet?

Needs MOAR stabbity-stab-stab!

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

STABBING IS BORING TOO.

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Apple Talk / Re: Unlimited Higher Education Thread
« on: September 30, 2013, 03:01:38 am »
Does taking college classes in highschool count as higher education?

I don't think im allowed to bitch in this thread :c

Am I?

Probably not.

But I dont have to follow your fucking standards.

I swear I can't fucking memorize any of the pythagorean Identities or various other trigonometric functions :c
And how the hell am I supposed to know how to write college essays and pass them :c
And you can't just tell me to write a thousand word case study without even telling me what a case study is ;-;

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Apple Talk / Re: Your news tab
« on: September 30, 2013, 02:54:54 am »
Obviously you're not in the perfect mood for PD.com.  Yet.

Everything bores me now.

Am I good enough for PD, yet?

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Apple Talk / Re: Hi, Im Cris
« on: September 30, 2013, 01:58:37 am »
What is that originally from anyway?

Its from a Mario Kart Commercial.
The Japanese people are acting like Italians and it is silly.

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Apple Talk / Re: Hi, Im Cris
« on: September 30, 2013, 12:46:10 am »
I'm going to mention that cris is Mexican so he posts that gif that he posts whenever someone mentions he's Mexican.

Im not even Mexican, but it's whatever dude.

Now I feel obligated to post the gif.
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Apple Talk / Re: Hi, Im Cris
« on: September 11, 2013, 01:06:39 am »
Dearest cris,

You are bad. Stop being bad.

Or the coyotes will eat you in the night.

Coyotes dont exist, they're just from fairy tales like black and white television and properly cooked toaster strudels.
You are dead to me.

In Prehistoric america you could get killed for making claims of properly cooking toaster strudels.

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Apple Talk / Re: Hi, Im Cris
« on: September 11, 2013, 12:41:28 am »
Dearest cris,

You are bad. Stop being bad.

Or the coyotes will eat you in the night.

Coyotes dont exist, they're just from fairy tales like black and white television and properly cooked toaster strudels.

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Apple Talk / Re: Hi, Im Cris
« on: September 11, 2013, 12:32:35 am »
WELLL, I, for one, am trolled.

You know, if you dont want to, you dont have to.

THAT DOES IT!  YOU'RE NO SON OF MINE!

I don't have to live up to any of your god damn standards.

Then you can just GET ON THE BUS and go back to Guatamala, or whatever Mexican city it is that you're from, you ungrateful little hoodlum!

If you're going to pay for the bus, can you pay for a different bus? I don't feel like going there, I want to go to like Norway or something.

Norway is a city in Belgium.  You are going back to Mexico, young man.  Guatamala, or the city of your choice, but it has to be in Mexico.

Please note that, as an American, I define "Mexico" as "everything between Texas and Argentina".

Hawaii is kinda in between Texas and Argentina.

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Apple Talk / Re: Hi, Im Cris
« on: September 11, 2013, 12:24:03 am »
WELLL, I, for one, am trolled.

You know, if you dont want to, you dont have to.

THAT DOES IT!  YOU'RE NO SON OF MINE!

I don't have to live up to any of your god damn standards.

Then you can just GET ON THE BUS and go back to Guatamala, or whatever Mexican city it is that you're from, you ungrateful little hoodlum!

If you're going to pay for the bus, can you pay for a different bus? I don't feel like going there, I want to go to like Norway or something.

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Apple Talk / Re: Hi, Im Cris
« on: September 11, 2013, 12:18:58 am »
WELLL, I, for one, am trolled.

You know, if you dont want to, you dont have to.

THAT DOES IT!  YOU'RE NO SON OF MINE!

I don't have to live up to any of your god damn standards.

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Apple Talk / Re: Hi, Im Cris
« on: September 11, 2013, 12:06:04 am »
WELLL, I, for one, am trolled.

You know, if you dont want to, you dont have to.

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Apple Talk / Re: Hi, Im Cris
« on: September 10, 2013, 11:47:08 pm »
I like people.

Also I'm here to bring great miseries to this website, but im not a communist so you can really feel whatever you want, I'm not so good at making people miserable.

Be miserable for me, pls.

Cris, what have I told you about trolling?  Seriously.  It's like you don't even CARE.

Am I supposed to care?

Cause like, life is pretty pointless, I don't have any reasons to even try trolling properly.

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