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Apple Talk / ATTN: AUSTRALIA! Burning Man COMES!!!

« on: April 28, 2010, 08:53:24 pm »

http://burningmanaustralia.com

It's on, June extended long weekend 10th-14th in northern NSW.

I think you have to set up some kind of awesome camp and get approved before you can get tickets? A friend of mine is gonna set up some kind of little stage for some music performance and film showing, but IMO there needs to be a Discordian presence.

Any ideas???

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Apple Talk / Vietnam

« on: February 15, 2010, 02:39:38 am »

I have been here for the past couple of weeks. This place is fucking awesome. Yesterday I went to the Chu Chi (?) tunnels and saw a bit about how the American War was fought (of course that's what they call it here). Also I got to shoot an AK47. Hell yes!

Also, some time last century they meshed all the known religions together to create 'Cao Dai' which apparently incorporates them all. I just saw a massive golden temple and prayed with them. The main symbol for Cao Dai is an eye, and quite often it is inside a triangle.

Just a few half-constructed updates while I'm still a little nauseaous from food poisoning. I will follow this up with some pics soon, maybe after Thursday when I come back to Australia.

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Apple Talk / Vent

« on: November 28, 2009, 05:47:54 am »

FUCKING CUNTING SHIT-EATING WANK-STAINED TWELVE-SANDWICH-EATING MONKEY-DANCING RAPIST GIBLET OF RECTAL FUNGUS



Ok I'm done.

To clarify:

House: broken into.
Stuff: stolen.

Could be worse.

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Apple Talk / I live in an awesome house

« on: September 20, 2009, 04:21:11 am »

Rogercat lives on my ceiling:


Can't find original. Think Crammy made it? From http://papercraft.wikidot.com/papercraft:cieling-cat

Did any other spags actually make one?


Also, on the subject of cats here is a cat in a bag for her pleasure:


dangfandangled pics too big? how does I scale?

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Bring and Brag / drawings here

« on: May 29, 2009, 10:05:24 am »

There are lots of wonderful artists among us, but it sucks that threads die away.
Post drawings and share this one with me?

Faces

just random squiggles to fill the page, with a red and blue pen held together. HOLY CRAP LOOK AT ALL THE FACES!

Eye In The Triangle

random experiment

Two Dudes

they can communicate, but there is a barrier.

Snowmen

from HELL and on DRUGS wo0o0o0o0o0o0

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Or Kill Me / Protecting the Vulnerable!

« on: April 22, 2009, 04:09:44 pm »

Sorry, this rant needs some trimming.

Recently, while debating ethics and philosophy with my sister, she told me they had banned smoking in cars with kids, in NH or MA sometime around '99 I think? A friend of hers was pissed off (a smoker with kids and a car, would you believe?!), but my sis was all for it.

Now, realistically in the modern world it doesn't really bother me - it's obviously to protect kids, but it's just gonna add to the resentment that those like my sister's friend have for the world, and quite frankly I don't think it's worth it all. Police should be left to protect us from MALICIOUS dangers, not having to pull over stressed out mothers and fine them for being less considerate than they ought to.

If you want to protect my children from me then why not just declare me an unfit parent and take them away. We in Australia basically stole a whole generation of aboriginal children to raise them in white society - I imagine it was supposedly for the good of the children as much as for the good of the white country, but it seems heinously wrong to me either way.

The reason I can't quite justify the banning of smoking in a car full of kids is that our group consensus of the significance of maybe taking 20 years off some kid's life through lung cancer couldn't possibly be as serious as, say, the fundie-christians' group consensus of the significance of you raising your children without knowing jesus and thereby damning their souls to hell for eternity, so if I can say "THOU SHALT NOT SMOKE IN FRONT OF THY KIDS" I then cant really argue against a "THOU SHALT NOT DENY THY CHILDRENS SALVATION".

I don't like drawing arbitrary lines wherever they seem right down the middle of shades  of grey. I think we need to come to a decision about which extreme to go with, but remain open to the idea of swapping ends. The pointless complexity of modern law comes directly from constantly trying to tweak out perceived injustices that arise from this line between 'legal' and 'illegal'. *BAM*, whoops, suddenly we need an army of lawyers, accountants, judges who have more right to decide than me because they studied our mess of a legal system for god knows how many years. Let's face it, we only need help from the legal system when A) we're fucking cunts, or B) we're being fucked by cunts. If we could all just stop constantly screwing each other that would be just dandy.

I believe that all ethical questions can be equated to a black or white on some level, so I always try to find the extremities in any dilemma. In the question of whether or not a society should be able to - or need to - forcibly 'protect' those who cannot protect themselves (the children) the extreme case seems to be in the religions vs. atheism debate:

There are fundamentalists of islam, christianity, and atheism, and each believe that every child deserves - even needs - to know that their version of truth is true. The success of all is impossible unless every child embraces Discordia, but I digress. The two possible eventual outcomes I can foresee are TOTALITARIANISM: one group 'wins', and every child is forced by law to reject all teachings but the doctrine of whichever group has power, or SECULARISM: everyone gets over the necessity to rule the world, a truce is called, and you and I are left to raise our kids to believe whatever the fuck we think is right. I know which sounds better to me, I think diversity of culture is good, and I think if we don't legislate the protection of cabbages quite so much we might evolve into REAL species, instead of this mound of whinging bitches we have become.

I don't advocate violence or hate, but on the other hand I'm not going to put much effort into stopping idiots from being idiots. You can educate people, but you cant force them not to be ignorant. What I learned from Thelema is not that I can do what I will, but that I might as well let all the other sick bastards in the world do what they will too, and get over my disgust.

Lead by example, be your own definition of good, and let me choose mine,

Or Kill Me

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Bring and Brag / fun with guitars

« on: August 30, 2008, 07:28:06 am »

i dont really like myspace, but it's an easy way to put music out there

horns of pan

the music i've got here is not really finished, more like me just screwing around, hungover.

the name and photo idea stolen from the wikipedia article on crowley, maybe you have seen it i do not know, but it has no actual significance to me.

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Bring and Brag / fractals

« on: August 06, 2008, 04:07:32 pm »

i love them, so naturally when i started a flash class this was the first thing i made:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TCTv-OFXnw

im sure you had higher hopes if you bothered looking. its basic and dodgy i know, but in the next few months i will be doing cooler things along to my music..

so just you wait.

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Or Kill Me / the ultimate hipocrisy in a post (an apt 5oth)

« on: July 12, 2008, 10:09:42 pm »

stop it immediately 

just shut up you beautiful bastards

this board is great because its inhabitants are great people, all of you. you have found the one truth and i love you for it, . every piece of chaos we can bring the world will be fun and good for all.

we need it less than the others do. stop arguing with each other for the sweet merciful love of fuck and find where we agree, even if it's just in twos or threes at a time. it's those mindless blackiron imprisoned outside of this place we need to fuck with, don't waste your time turning apple-talk into a reality tv show (with infinitely more personality, of course, but there it is). get o:mf and spread that shit! be spontaneous with your chaos everywhere you go!

we should all shit hate at anything as we see fit, but ignore hateshit against us or anything we agree with. these strange times put us all within everyone's reach so we'd better grow a thick skin cuz a fuckload of people hate everything you do and love.

too much of our time is spent testing the waters around each other: starting a topic with little more than a link inside just to see what wacky things the discordians will say about some typical news story, for example. preaching to the converted can be a trial for preaching to the outsiders, and can inspire and help the rest of us preach too, but it's still nothing on spending your time working on that nightmare outside.
you are a discordian! for the lulz is one thing, but there's a bit too much unconstructive waffle and bullshit here.

enough with the "if you come up with good ideas, you'll have to do all the legwork" type attitude. I really want into some discordian projects, but admit i haven't done anything of real value as of yet, but it takes no sense to see that you've all got spare time on your hands. give your time to eris, you know it'll be more fun than the christians are having.

mainly just SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK, stop getting offended, stop trying to prove anything. we all have our beliefs and they're all true, but someone else goes a different way, go fuck with the infidel society outside. get angry at their stupid bullshit, not each others'.

we could even try not to lose anyone. RAISE the dime-a-dozen babies like they were our own. raise an army. THAT may make the 50 post rule worthwhile.

don't just point out flaws, present alternatives!

or fuck me sideways...



_{what an idiot n00b lines himself up in perfect timing for a brutal flaming by all for telling the discords how to be really real discords? oh dear lord shit...}

 

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Or Kill Me / i didn't invent this game.. i swear!

« on: May 16, 2008, 11:13:37 pm »

    so, if i could just stop pissing myself laughing for two seconds to try and explain the rules of the game...

the goal is to have the last laugh

this is supposed to be an 'inside' joke, it doesn't need a reason to be funny, it just fucking is.

my sides hurt so badly and the tears are streaming down my cheeks, but with every new person who turns away, mildly disgusted and says 'what the fuck is wrong with this guy?' it keeps just making it all the more hysterical.

face it. eventually you're gonna have to just join the rest and admit it. might as well get it out of the way now. take a deep breath and repeat after me:

I DONT GET IT

doesnt it feel all better now?

haha