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Apple Talk / Poping in to say hi
« on: December 10, 2009, 12:55:31 am »
Hello everyone, I have been really busy with school, work, and life and haven't been able to stop by. How is everyone?

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Apple Talk / Bill Nye booed in Texas
« on: April 23, 2009, 07:13:25 am »
http://www.examiner.com/x-4112-Skepticism-Examiner~y2009m4d22-Just-shoot-me
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Bill Nye "The Science Guy" was booed in Waco, Texas for suggesting the Moon did not generate its own light, but reflected light from the sun.

Trouble started when the children's entertainer brought up Genesis 1:16, which reads: "God made two great lights -- the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars," and pointed out that the lesser light was actually a reflector.

At this point, several people in the audience stormed out, including woman with three small children who shouted, "We believe in God!" and left.

Nye was taking part in McLennan Community College's Distinguished Lecture Series, giving talks on global warming, Mars exploration, and energy consumption, but it was the moon thing that got them.

According to Morgan Matthew, "This story originally appeared in the Waco Tribune, but the newspaper has mysteriously pulled its story from the online version, presumably to avoid further embarrassment."

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Bring and Brag / My Current Project
« on: February 20, 2009, 05:31:18 am »
I have been working on a site why I didn't have a job and why I didn't have School. It is a collection of comics and dvds that me and some friends own. We hope to make it grow into a comic buying and trading, movie reviewing, and we hope to do webisodes. Most of my work to the site is done which is like 80% of it. My friends still need to fill in there dvds and comics. We hope to add other things and maybe more people we know to it later as a collective. Create a nerd community if you will. Some of it is redundant like a WIKI... it was just added because I wanted to. It is me experimenting a lot with what I can do with the site as well as ways to exploit it. I also put in a lot of backend work

the site is located at link
I needed to brag. Oh and since Google changed from sites to pages it is not as nice looking. I only mess with coding when the site needs it. I never learned css and never felt like it that's why I use sites. Enjoy!

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Literate Chaotic / We're gonna kill someone today,
« on: December 12, 2008, 05:42:54 pm »
We're gonna kill someone today,
We will cause alotta dismay,
No one will go astray,
We're going to kill someone today!

We're gonna kill someone today,
Please watch out Micheal Bay,
Why don't you join in this fray,
We're gonna kill someone today!

We're gonna kill someone today,
We are all on our way,
Why don't you join Tina Fay,
We're gonna kill someone today!

We're gonna kill someone today,
Don't worry it will be okay,
Don't wonder what others will say,
We're gonna kill someone today!

We just killed someone today,
His parts blown out into the bay,
We are sorry old Aunt May,
Peter Parker died today!

moral of the story... don't sing in the shower!

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Discordian Recipes / Cooking with Goofy
« on: October 16, 2008, 05:13:49 am »
You put the meat in the Foreman and It magically makes it cooked!!!! Then Grab a bag of chips or put the fries in the oven!

Ok, honestly I do this because I am really short on time and effort. Given time I can make some mean enchiladas, spaghetti, and lots of other stuff.

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Literate Chaotic / Black Dog
« on: October 12, 2008, 02:01:30 am »
Ever since I was young,
A black dog has followed me.
In the shadows he hides,
Watching and waiting.

As keeper of the dog,
Feeding is my responsibility,
But in the shadows he lays forgotten,
I starve him for months at a time.

Every once in a while the dog,
the poor dog's hunger rises,
I become his prime rib,
No longer will he starve.

Unknowing to me he approaches,
Closer and closer he comes,
My arm dangling like steak,
So moist and juicy.

He attacks and rips off my arm,
Oh the pain and agony,
He has reminded me of his existence,
The cut is so deep I fell it won't heal.

I stand back up with the dog,
He has had his fill of me for now,
I think this time I will not ignore him,
This time he will remained controlled.

I regrow back my arm,
The dog goes back to the shadows,
The cycle starts again,
When will I learn.

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Literate Chaotic / Ode De Blowjob
« on: October 07, 2008, 04:53:39 am »
My most famous Poem Ode De Blowjob

When you head south,

My penis is in your mouth,

My penis loves its place,

Right there inside your face,

I love the way you suck,

Next time might we Fuck,

Oh know i just blew my tank,

And now my boner sank,

Next time i might just faint,

Cause you blew me like a saint.

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Or Kill Me / Another old rant
« on: September 21, 2008, 03:22:53 am »
Someday I wonder what is the point in this world, why is it that we do the stuff that we do, what compels us to do so and why does ever thing have to be so damn complicated. We have Capitalism that makes us go out and grab money the richer you are the better off you are thus you go off a quest for money. But there are so many jobs out there that in reality should never have existed and they make the most money take what I am going into for instance Software engineering it doesn't feed, cloth, or keep you warm yet I will make a lot of money, in something meant for programing games to entertain you, software to protect your information that you keep on this electronic box and the information is need by the government as a testament for you to survive in this world but in reality also does not help you actually survive. It is all sake of capitalism the improvement of technology and advancement of money.

Why are we here? What is the purpose of that? To some religions we are here in are quest for the next life to prove ourselves. Most religions you must be a good person and protestant you must feed the hungry capitalist and make success in this world in order to get to the next to them this helps them sleep better at night knowing that the poor are poor because they are bad people and that is that. To me that is crap but oh well who am I to judge.

Mating is something all creatures do to ensure the survival of our species because it is a natural thing that is implanted in our minds. Humankind is also one of the only species who goes out searching for that person to complete our so called being and spend the rest of our life's with them. In this search we dabble in a lot of things if we want a fling we go with a hottie of no personality and but the true mate we want is someone who understands us and is fun to be with. Girls and Immature women tend to go after a guy high in testosterone but a women will go with a softer more gentler man who will be kind, smart, funny, and that they get along with. The problem is that this kind, smart, funny guy will go thru life up until that point alone because girls are stupid and take a while to mature... as do most guys for that fact...I am sorry I have only shown one side of the track so for that I know that women have the same troubles as guys but probably have less trouble getting guys do to the fact that social norms demands that the guy goes after the girl rather then the other way around. I have been trapped in this runt of nice guy for far to long that I am starting to become accustom to being alone, and apparently the fact that I am a mature adult and have known what I have wanted for years tends to scare some girls away because they are not ready for that kind of relationship. All I want is a smart, fun, women who I have a lot in common with and can keep up and/or fight my constant philosophical rambling. But it seems that every time I may find this women I was either mistaken and she laked maturity or I was so far in the friend zone(which I have escaped on several occasions) it didn't matter and generally when I did escape I found they to lacked maturity... maybe only immature girls are attracted to me,r they find it fun to string me along for their twisted enjoyment because they know they want to be with me not now but eventually(I say ---- that) or they string me along because they can't make up there mind if they are in to me or not(fuck that too). Thus this makes me want to go swear off women and become a hermit and I so would if I wasn't a hopeless romantic.

Finding that special someone does in fact suck for everyone, nothing in this world was meant to be easy the only thing you can do is ride out your life because life is not short it is the longest thing you will ever do so enjoy it don't go through life rushing to grow up because you are only rushing your life and that is something you shouldn't do in this already fast paced world. But at the same time I can understand rushing it because you want to spend the most time possible with that someone...

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Literate Chaotic / Death of an Atheist
« on: September 21, 2008, 03:18:25 am »
Ok so I think I have been here long enough to throw in a poem for you to read so here is my Death of an Atheist

Death the lingering darkness,
How subtle yet fast it comes,
We can not escape fate,
Death in the end will win.

There is hope however,
Be you Atheist or not,
Find reassurance in immortality,
For you will live forever.

When death takes you,
Earth and you will become one,
You and the earth will spawn new life,
Together you will grow into tomorrow.

Now look to the sky,
See the stars shine,
One day that will be us,
Shining for all to see.

Our atoms were created in the stars,
We are all made of stardust,
The old ancient star that went nova,
Created the world we live in.

Many many years from now,
Long after we are dead and gone,
We will be engulfed in a new nova,
And together we will form a new Star.

This is how we achieve immortality,
We are part of an endless cycle,
Years from now on a distant planet,
They will discover us shining bright.

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Or Kill Me / Bad weekend
« on: September 08, 2008, 07:14:34 pm »
So this weekend sucked because I had to deal with my adopted cousin who is more like a sister to me boy friend cheating on her but she believed his bullshit and went back. So today i was walking back from class and there was a christian with his sign ranting and then he said something that made me laugh and brightened my day. He said with out jesus we are just robots walking through life doing what we were told... oh the irony!

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Or Kill Me / Use brain much
« on: September 05, 2008, 06:15:01 am »
So I am new here wanted to say hello... a While back I tried to create my own religion www.Goofyism.org and well I was told it was similar to discordian... well I am to tired to rant so I will post an old one!


So I use to work at Fun Plex which is an amusement park and I could not believe how stupid people can be. They never listened to you at the go carts so they would take off and not pay attention. They would try to climb into one of the rides that I had to open for them. On time a guy locked himself between the latch and the thing that was suppose to hold him in and wondered why the handles were poking him in the back. Yesterday at one of the meetings a coworker told me of one time a guy called in trying to accuse him of giving him ancient technology because he believed the Panasonic commercials that every thing was wireless and did not need plugged in. As a tech guy we got calls about people complaining that they broke the coffee cup holder on there computer or that it kept going in and knocking over there coffee... It was the CD drive come on people.

I just wonder if the world will not turn out to be as a bunch of idiots running the world. Are we degrading as a society or what? Are our brains just for show?

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