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Apple Talk / New Year's Resolutions
« on: December 31, 2017, 11:51:41 pm »
New Year's Resolutions piss me off. If it's important, and you resolve to do it, how often does the realization happen on Dec. 31 or Jan. 1?
Despite that, for those of us on the Gregorian calendar I share with you some of my resolutions for the new year. Please add.
I resolve to ....
... ride the rear bumper of every Bastard City Snowbird dawdling in the passing lane - especially if they are driving a prius or subaru.
... bitch about every public official - R or D or Green or Libloony - as much as I can before the acid reflux gets to me.
... love everybody.
... park as close as humanly possible to the guy taking up two spaces with their pristine off road vehicle.
... post here more frequently.
... carry an old sock filled with 1 lb of decking screws at all times. Remember scouts - Be prepared!
... KMFMS and practice my GRIN.
... Finally find a use (or target) for that old triply-sealed bottle of cadaverine in the lab.
Despite that, for those of us on the Gregorian calendar I share with you some of my resolutions for the new year. Please add.
I resolve to ....
... ride the rear bumper of every Bastard City Snowbird dawdling in the passing lane - especially if they are driving a prius or subaru.
... bitch about every public official - R or D or Green or Libloony - as much as I can before the acid reflux gets to me.
... love everybody.
... park as close as humanly possible to the guy taking up two spaces with their pristine off road vehicle.
... post here more frequently.
... carry an old sock filled with 1 lb of decking screws at all times. Remember scouts - Be prepared!
... KMFMS and practice my GRIN.
... Finally find a use (or target) for that old triply-sealed bottle of cadaverine in the lab.