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Apple Talk / Re: Film Flam
« on: August 07, 2020, 07:06:16 am »
Keeping it classic, xUnbelievable, because Snoop
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Apple Talk / Re: SexyFish's Worldwide Romance Advice Hotline
« on: August 06, 2020, 05:46:52 pm »
From a distance, I thought it was a rocket. Then I was all like, no... invasive species. Now I’m all like... wick-less IUD?
ETA: the “U” s for un-exploded
ETA: the “U” s for un-exploded
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Apple Talk / Re: SexyFish's Worldwide Romance Advice Hotline
« on: August 06, 2020, 04:20:52 am »
Oh yes
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: August 03, 2020, 07:41:33 am »A reminder for LuciferX:Again, nobody fucking asked you. Not one fucking person even hinted at asking you. Instead, I’m going to give you a number of suggestions you can do instead of being here, you tiny moron fuck.
Change your password to a keyboard smash and log out.
Live in a dumpster.
Fist-fight a brown bear.
Cut your power cable.
Purchase and race a combine harvester.
Set your computer on fire (be sure to use a magnesium firestarter).
Eat twenty or more oranges in under 24 hours.
Go join the #discord IRC channel and find out where zlax and the other Nazicordians live these days.
Make a threat on this forum again so you can get banned.
Raise emus.
Climb a dead tree, without safety equipment, in a rainstorm.
Move to a remote Russian peninsula where you can’t access the internet.
Live on a boat in the South China Sea.
Start a business adding pointless internet access capabilities to something that doesn’t need and can’t make use of them, i.e. Juicero.
Sell all of your worldly possessions, invest in Bitcoin, and wait for the market to rise.
Build a rocket to go into space so you can prove the earth is flat.
Yes, the power cable bit
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: August 02, 2020, 11:49:49 pm »
Again, I am impressed.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: August 02, 2020, 06:17:55 pm »For a second I was thinking Iowa, then I was all like Hawaii... Still wanna do that tho sometimes, I think its hereditary.See, that’s why I was all like “California.”
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But noooooooo.
And that's why I was all, "Idaho, Alaska"
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: August 02, 2020, 01:50:43 am »The situation is so bad, can't believe it.
I'm counting the seconds until this bot starts dumping advertisement links.
I was thinking the same thing
Necro-replying to a post in Flim Flam from 11 years ago, feelsweird
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: August 02, 2020, 01:47:32 am »See, that’s why I was all like “California.”What in the fuck are you talking about
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But noooooooo.
How hard
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: August 02, 2020, 12:45:32 am »
See, that’s why I was all like “California.”
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But noooooooo.
...
But noooooooo.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: August 01, 2020, 06:05:42 am »Waiting room is full. Bovine19 seems to be RWHN.
What's a RWHN?
Greetings, how goes the day?
Good day sir, do you happen to have an opinion on DRUGS?
No?
I'm not gonna be cool until he does a FAT LINE OF WEED and proves he's cool.
You're just a shill for Big Cool.
I'm completely within my right to charge as much as I want for my Cool!
Cram, it’s Friday...
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: July 31, 2020, 10:42:05 pm »
Some asshole with a Galaxy s9+ just connected to my Bluetooth and is spoofing WiFi at the studio. Color me impressed (fuck you, I HATE changing passwords)
ETA; landlord just got a new caretaker that also went through my mail... Thanks
ETA: and then, when confronted, they obfuscate with piddle about IP addresses... PWNED
... added VPN auto connect and going for a run
ETA; landlord just got a new caretaker that also went through my mail... Thanks
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"com.apple.bluetooth.sensorTracking.stateChanged" has been registered 23420 times - this may be a leak
Jul 31 13:46:11 XXX com.apple.xpc.launchd[1] (com.apple.AirPortBaseStationAgent): Service only ran for 5 seconds. Pushing respawn out by 5 seconds.
ETA: and then, when confronted, they obfuscate with piddle about IP addresses... PWNED
... added VPN auto connect and going for a run
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: July 30, 2020, 11:55:04 pm »
This whole Altered having a bad heart thing does not sit well with me. Someone please make this better.
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Apple Talk / Re: Flip the Switch Music Playlist
« on: July 30, 2020, 11:44:34 pm »
This ones for... well, let’s just say it’s on antzen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nyr7JzLwuak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nyr7JzLwuak
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: July 30, 2020, 03:59:26 am »
Snuff the Magic Dragon