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Literate Chaotic / Re: Unofficial What are you Reading Thread?
« on: October 15, 2019, 01:45:05 pm »
Welp, just went to Barnes&Noble since the weekly meeting of the gay agenda fell through.


I grabbed...
Some book about symbols and shit in different cultures.
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (now with a fancy new cover)
The Complete Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
House of Leaves (because even though I yoinked a PDF a few months back, its just more satisfying to hold the lump of dead trees in my own two hands, you know?)
A cute pocket version of The Satanic Bible (because even though LaVey is old and dead and some of his ideas were shit and his immediate followers got up their own asses, modern Satanists are interesting at least and lovely assets in the endeavour to befuddle the conservative masses at best. Also their statues are cool.)

I don't even see HOW that could work in PDF form.  Some of the layout tricks practically demand dead-tree format.

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"It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than Cramulus's fake moustache—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over Roger's toilet, that approached upon us, crushing the frantic fnords and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all cat penii."

Sorry to hear about your cat's penis, by the way.

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Note: It's totally not me, so you can take me off your lists.


Trust me.

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Apple Talk / Re: This just in... I changed my name in a drunken stupor.
« on: October 10, 2019, 12:57:04 pm »
I just assume if someone changes their name they're actually a new person. So hello, new guy.

I think I also started doing that in like 2006, more out of self-defense than anything else.

Hi, new person!

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Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« on: October 09, 2019, 09:10:14 pm »
Hello, new person!

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: October 09, 2019, 04:56:46 pm »
Last year, Samantha Bee went to Kurdistan and talked to the people there.  They all loved Trump, because "he's paying attention to us!"

I don't think there will be anyone left to do a follow-up interview on that point.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: The Scrapyard --or-- CNO's brain dump
« on: October 09, 2019, 01:20:47 pm »
Paging QG.  Would QG please report to the thread.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: October 09, 2019, 01:18:13 pm »
Looks like Houston, but more quaint.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: October 07, 2019, 07:05:39 pm »
No man who can enjoy a horse can be a friend of mine.

If I'm not on your Nemesis list yet, put me on there now.

When inevitably we meet, since I live and work in the Boston area, we shall do battle.

I, for one, will be on horseback.  You fucker.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: October 07, 2019, 06:43:02 pm »
No man who can enjoy a horse can be a friend of mine.

If I'm not on your Nemesis list yet, put me on there now.

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Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« on: October 07, 2019, 06:20:24 pm »
I recently hosted two Croats for a couple of weeks.  They are awesome people.  We should be as awesome.

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Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« on: October 07, 2019, 01:35:43 pm »
Hi, new person!

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: October 07, 2019, 01:29:14 pm »
I know this feeling.  It's a good feeling, even though (as P3nt mentions), it's a dopamine effect of The System.

But you know what?  Fuck it.  I'm happy for you that you have a blanket that is yours, that you chose and bought.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: What Happens When a Discordian Runs for Office
« on: October 04, 2019, 06:45:45 pm »
Number three has been a disconcerting thing for quite a large portion of my life.  I often think people don't notice me, and then strangers call me by name, and I'm all, "have we met?" ::backs up nervously::

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: October 04, 2019, 02:38:15 pm »
Also, "Liz Warren can still pull the D" isn't exactly the worst campaign slogan.

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