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Apple Talk / Re: people still post on forums, technically
« on: September 13, 2017, 11:14:11 pm »
I don't post on forums anymore... Not entirely sure why. Remember the good old times? Like, when we rented a house for the weekend? Completed projects? Published reading materials? Those were the days. I think maybe I've just gone a bit grey. Who knows?



Also, buy my book.

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Or Kill Me / Boxing Air
« on: July 07, 2017, 11:36:11 pm »
To a friend:

I've been having a hard time coming to grips with losing you, Brother. It's hard to describe the feeling of losing a friend, it's even harder when that friend was your greatest rival.

Anyone that knew us knows: if me or J wanted to challenge you, you'd better say your prayers and make peace with whichever sissy-pants God you pray to. And, if we were challenging each other, well, you'd better head for the hills, because the fallout from the impact would hit harder than a fist-to-fist explosion that you only see in Japanese cartoons and off-the-wall kung-fu movies. We're talking some seriously seismic, skyscraper-shattering shit.

But now you're gone. Now I swing my fist, and instead of a brick wall impact, it's just air. There is no one I know that can fill your shoes. There is no challenge greater than attempting to outpace, outdo or outshine you.

What makes me even more furious is that you were dishonorably stolen from us by a cowardly lump of sub-human flesh that isn't even worthy of the act. There wouldn't even be any satisfaction in squashing them like the insect they are...

So here I am... Just boxing air. Come back and fight me you mother fucker. There's not one person on this planet left that's worth the smallest effort.

And for the rest of you, there will be hell to pay. I swear to fucking christ I'll cleave this planet in twain if you ever disrespect THE GREATEST WARRIOR THAT ANY OF YOU SCUMBAGS HAVE EVER MET, SEEN OR HEARD OF!

Now I feel like a Vegeta without a Goku, so you all better stay the fuck out of my way.

Or kill me.

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Apple Talk / Re: Spagbook
« on: May 23, 2017, 06:52:04 pm »
That is really excellent news, man!  I'm happy for you.

Thanks man. I'm currently trying to retrain my brain to stop running in panic mode 24/7 and learning to relax a bit.

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Apple Talk / Re: Spagbook
« on: May 23, 2017, 06:42:31 pm »
Have you been able to hold on to a car?

Yup. Everything is pretty good, really. I'll actually be in a spot to buy something a bit newer soon.

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Apple Talk / Re: Spagbook
« on: May 23, 2017, 06:41:12 pm »
Also, I recently was inducted into the international philosophy honors society (or as my students call it, the philosophy hall of fame). I find the symbol to be especially appropriate.

https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=Mx7EJKir&id=3ABE68A10C0896F84F0893CCCE14D8C8129A23D0&thid=OIP.Mx7EJKir1WlaFEekdwHnJQCWDz&q=phi+sigma+tau+symbol&simid=608020852074545378&selectedIndex=0&ajaxhist=0

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Apple Talk / Re: Spagbook
« on: May 23, 2017, 06:34:43 pm »
I'm here. I need an off-Facebook place to store all of my weird. Now that I'm a professional, that is.

ZOMG  IT'S DIMO!!!

Well hello! Went through a real rough patch, but I've turned it all around. I work at a community center teaching middle/high school students at an after school program and I am also a "professional estimator." I measure rooms and do basic inspections for flooring installations. I would say that I'm the best at what I do, but that would just be a ball park figure...

That is fucking awesome!

It really is. The teaching gig provides a kick-ass apartment over the center (fucking YUGE windows and high ceilings. lots of floor space, kick ass riverside view) but no paycheck, but the estimating gig pays really well and I pretty much make my own schedule and I'm my own boss. Every visit is 30$, and I could conceivably make 10 stops a day (though my biggest day so far was 8 visits).

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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« on: May 20, 2017, 04:20:03 pm »
Make a fake wikipedia page.

Claim something ridiculous.

Back yourself up by showing them the wiki.


lesson: wikipedia

Excellent  :fnord:

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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« on: May 20, 2017, 06:07:32 am »


o shit, waddup. I need to prank my students... Anyone have any ideas for suitable tricks/shenanigans for middle schoolers?
 

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Apple Talk / Re: Spagbook
« on: May 20, 2017, 06:05:44 am »
I'm here. I need an off-Facebook place to store all of my weird. Now that I'm a professional, that is.

ZOMG  IT'S DIMO!!!

Well hello! Went through a real rough patch, but I've turned it all around. I work at a community center teaching middle/high school students at an after school program and I am also a "professional estimator." I measure rooms and do basic inspections for flooring installations. I would say that I'm the best at what I do, but that would just be a ball park figure...

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Apple Talk / Re: Spagbook
« on: May 10, 2017, 12:12:15 am »
I'm here. I need an off-Facebook place to store all of my weird. Now that I'm a professional, that is.

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Apple Talk / Re: ATTN: Roger
« on: July 28, 2016, 05:31:44 am »
Nah, it's alright. I'm done here. I know how you guys get once blood's in the water. Enjoy your forum.

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Apple Talk / Re: ATTN: Roger
« on: July 28, 2016, 01:25:44 am »
You outright stated that I am less than human. 

Roger, you drama whore, you. I said you've been barking like a dog. I'm not sure that equates to calling you an animal. I thought you understood creative writing. It's called an analogy, you senile fool.

Uh... he blocks you on FB, you come on down to PD, shit on his thread then open another to shit more, sling casual insults and implications of your superiority at all and sundry the whole way

.. and ROGER is the drama whore.

 :crackhead: <-- ITT,
Cuddlefish won't be sharing

Hey, Wiz. I take shits with a higher IQ than you. Fuck off. But, as EoC would say, I have no ill will towards you.

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Apple Talk / Re: ATTN: Roger
« on: July 28, 2016, 01:24:10 am »
In the future I will assume that people who ask what's going on don't really want to know.   :lulz:

I was curious as dimos stuff here was generally pretty good.  To me, the various pro/anti stances are pretty irrelevant as the entire cycle has been based around how awful the other candidate is. From the nominations onwards it's just been shit flinging and it's quite disturbing to see people this split over the 2 man con.

Surely there are better hobbies than attacking/defending and old white man/woman.

There's also a few lessons in communication and the art of persuasion in this thread. Mainly by lack of example.

Thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt. I got tired of old white dudes screaming at everyone, and when I said something, I was marked for death by the TGRR hive-mind.

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Apple Talk / Re: ATTN: Roger
« on: July 28, 2016, 01:21:01 am »
Cue name-calling, quote mining, and general fallacious reasoning. I know how things work around here.

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