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Apple Talk / Re: DRUGS
« on: July 12, 2019, 12:49:51 am »
What is it we used to say to newbs? ah, yes. LURK MOAR.

Boring. 
Then why are you here? Besides shit stirring, of course.

Masochism. He enjoys the beating and humiliation.

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Apple Talk / Re: DRUGS 2: REVENGE OF THE DRUGS. PS: DRUGS
« on: July 12, 2019, 12:48:28 am »
Despite my weirdly intense desire to believe in woo, metaphysics, government conspiracies, and to a much lesser extent UFOs, I am unable to do so with one exception: drugs. Specifically entheogens used by tons of indigenous cultures all over the world since forever to expand consciousness. My jury is still out on whether or not they actually do expand consciousness in any practical way, but given recent studies linking psychedelic hallucinogens like psilocybin to measurable improvement in chronic depression and suchlike, it seems reasonable to at least entertain the possibility that such substances and the experiences they induce have the potential to assist constructively in a person's serious attempts to rewire their personal grid.

So where my conspiracy thinking comes in is in the fact that these are mostly all Schedule I substances in the US and treated like heroin or something despite this science and in most cases despite the importance of these substances to cultural practices that far predate apple pie. Is it possible that there are people in charge of things somewhere who are genuinely aware of the effects these drugs have on consciousness and intentionally suppress and malign them in order to prevent people from waking up to a higher (by which I mean more compassionate and self-actualized) level of consciousness? Ancient Astronaut theorists say YES.

The research certainly exists.
Personal experience hails the ride. In spades.
And besides, a lot of the people who have watched this say this lady is cute AF when she's tripping balls.
It's certainly a better beauty enhancement than that shit the Kardashians do to themselves.

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Apple Talk / Re: Seriously, NOW where is the Youtube thread?
« on: July 12, 2019, 12:32:01 am »
How in the fuck did these fuck knuckles come to dominate the goddamn planet?
Never mind, that was rhetorical.
You guys are correct. We still have Catholic clergy playing The Priest And The Altar Boy with real altar boys. Why should presidents installed by a hostile power be any different?
That was also rhetorical.

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Apple Talk / Re: DRUGS
« on: July 12, 2019, 12:22:20 am »
And Twitter is down again.  Did you guys know I have a Twitter?  I actually have a bunch of Twitters.

https://imgur.com/a/ntGhf4X

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Apple Talk / Re: Seriously, NOW where is the Youtube thread?
« on: July 11, 2019, 11:33:52 pm »
According to this, our Glorious Leader AKA the Orange Colostomy Bag Foreskin Elemental Motherfucking Sack Of Shit Nazi Playgolf Tweetler Tinyhands Treasonous Traitor Who Needs To Be Tied Down And Consumed By Fireants likes forced blowjobs from boys, too.
Not that raping a boy is somehow worse than raping a girl, but it might be fun sharing this with his booger-eating, idiot homophobic base: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHLjm9kHFe8

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Discordian Recipes / Re: QG's Waffle Recipe Thread
« on: July 05, 2019, 01:40:34 am »
This is the one that I use. It works the bomb with an old school casr iron stovetop waffler.

Yeasted Waffles

1 stick of butter (melt this carefully on very low heat and then cool)
2 cups milk (lowfat, almond milk, whatever is ok)
2 cups all purpose flour
1 tbsp sugar
1/4 tsp yeast
1/2 tsp vanilla extract

Mix all the above in a bowl the night before you want to make waffles. If you make the batter late at night, cover and put on countertop for the remainder of the night. If you make it earlier in the day, put it in the fridge.

Just before you are going to make waffles add in to the batter:
2 egg yolks
2 egg whites beaten till bubbly - fluffy.

It's pretty adaptable. You can leave out the vanilla and tweak it with other things.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: July 04, 2019, 06:44:10 am »
Mild bruised rib from the protest yesterday. Some dumb fuck decided his commute was more important than the march and proceeded to ride his bike through. I was blocking traffic, and don't fucking play around.

You know, just in case you thought yelling at buildings was over or something.

Damn.
Speedy recovery, and I hope his ass was jailed (and very late for work.) Surely there was police presence and they made themselves useful for once, rather than committing their usual gross abuses? Or an I being a hopeless idealist?


 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: no

 :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

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Apple Talk / Re: DRUGS
« on: July 04, 2019, 06:41:33 am »
LOOK AT THESE FUCKING LEMURS ALL FUCKED UP FALLING OUT OF TREES AND SHIT. IT COULD BE YOUR CHILDREN UP THERE EATING MILLIPEDES.
- RWHN YOU BETTER GO GIVE THEM SOME PAMPHLETS.

https://youtu.be/yYXoCHLqr4o

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Apple Talk / Re: DRUGS
« on: July 03, 2019, 10:30:57 pm »
What a surprise, RWHN starting another drug thread.

Because he's not a tedious fanatic or anything, oh no.

Oh, crap, all of the RWHN WOMPS are on one of my old hard drives and I can't access them.
I suppose I can go to the old "&DRUGZ&DRUGZ&DRUGZ" thread and replace them, though.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: July 03, 2019, 08:23:20 pm »
Mild bruised rib from the protest yesterday. Some dumb fuck decided his commute was more important than the march and proceeded to ride his bike through. I was blocking traffic, and don't fucking play around.

You know, just in case you thought yelling at buildings was over or something.

Damn.
Speedy recovery, and I hope his ass was jailed (and very late for work.) Surely there was police presence and they made themselves useful for once, rather than committing their usual gross abuses? Or an I being a hopeless idealist?

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: July 03, 2019, 11:51:58 am »
I have not had a broken rib for decades.  I forgot how Goddamn annoying it is.  Every time you move, God puts a cigarette out on you.

How did that happen? (Hopefully putting the fear of "Bob" into some nazis.)

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Yes, the Gilded Age. Not a "Golden Age", but a veneer of gold on pure-D shit. Like everything else Trump admires.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: June 27, 2019, 02:49:11 am »
Then you can bring it to school, and have deranged people make conspiracy theories about you for forever

Oh, shit.  That thing.   :lulz:

Tell them you're a Mason. And Jewish. They'll shit themselves to death.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: June 22, 2019, 06:32:36 am »
They need to take a tip from Kim Jong-un and understand that he's a dotard.

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I am the only white person on my street. It's all Chicano and AFAIK, legal.
I chose this street because Seguin white people blow goats.
I look forward to the carnage. Also, a lot of Mexicans here have a strong Lipan Apache strain and could knock you down with their goddamn cheekbones. The ones who don't are still Native. Where the fuck do you think brown skin comes from, Spain?
If anybody is going to tell anybody else to GTFO...

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