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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: November 07, 2018, 03:54:26 am »
That was an extreme exaggeration, which has been a thing in these parts for a very long time from what I know. Apologies that I wasnít entirely clear that that wasnít a literal statement of my beliefs.

EDIT: I am genuinely pretty alarmed that this was mistaken for a serious statement, thinking it over. I cannot understand how the mistake was made, considering that itís completely inconsistent with all of the values outlined in the post itself and with those Iíve espoused prior. The only sort of person who could seriously say such a thing is an absolute monster by any sane standards.

I canít believe I have to say this but, uh, I DONíT SUPPORT GENOCIDE. Christ.

There's maybe three newsfeed worthy statements here. Well done!

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Human rights expo a smashing success. China to lead expansion of humanitarian aid to SE Asia. North and South Korea reconciliation well under way. Tibet free to be as weird as it wants. Hong Kong declared an independent state, signs trade pact bridging the Eastern and Western economic spheres. Overall a glorious 2018!

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: October 18, 2018, 10:56:04 am »
Glad to hear from you, WizJo!

WizJo... I like that. Lately I've been thinking of myself as Joebot, the multifunctional love robot. Joebot can do most anything for hours on end if properly fueled and maintained.

For writing purposes I go with T.W. Joseph.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: October 14, 2018, 12:02:20 am »
Been working 2nd shift 10 hour nights and it's exhausting and eating away at my time for here and most everything else. It will pay the bills though. I'm stamping out metal parts in a press shop. Last night I helped do 2500 wheel wells. My hands are adapting to the repetitive motion and my feet are made of leather so I'm actually not all that uncomfortable. I'm way behind on reading stuff here so I'll be picking through the threads piecemeal when I can. Just wanted you folks to know I'm doing ok and that I will still be around here from time to time. As a temp I'm not allowed overtime so I have Fridays off. That's probably when I'll be most involved here.

I'm spending most weekends with my GF! I'm pleased to say that I have a pretty great relationship going. It's done wonders for my mental outlook and motivation. It's nice to have someone to love again.

Glad to hear things have stabilized. I was worried about you.

I mean, the Doktor still hates you and prays nightly for an asteroid, but I was still worried.
Thanks for your concern man. I'm finally getting out of my long depression. I have to still take a bunch of meds, but it has worked pretty well and I'm back to living a life again. I'm hoping that my creative spark comes back soon. I want to tell tales and get my rant on. Hopefully with my change in outlook and a little encouragement I will be back on the horse in no time. My girl really likes the "Wizard" tales I've told her. I just have to get them written down. One step at a time.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: October 13, 2018, 11:53:13 pm »
Been working 2nd shift 10 hour nights and it's exhausting and eating away at my time for here and most everything else. It will pay the bills though. I'm stamping out metal parts in a press shop. Last night I helped do 2500 wheel wells. My hands are adapting to the repetitive motion and my feet are made of leather so I'm actually not all that uncomfortable. I'm way behind on reading stuff here so I'll be picking through the threads piecemeal when I can. Just wanted you folks to know I'm doing ok and that I will still be around here from time to time. As a temp I'm not allowed overtime so I have Fridays off. That's probably when I'll be most involved here.

I'm spending most weekends with my GF! I'm pleased to say that I have a pretty great relationship going. It's done wonders for my mental outlook and motivation. It's nice to have someone to love again.

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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« on: September 22, 2018, 09:46:06 am »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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Apple Talk / Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« on: September 14, 2018, 09:59:07 am »
You will notice that nowhere in that description does the word "Mexico" occur.

:banana:

Do you know what you're doing to my spare time?

When you necrobump a thread, I start reading it.  If it's interesting, I can end up reading the whole thing.  Then that thread links to another, and another, and the next thing I know, I'm reading about an orange eating contest and wondering what the hell kind of forum I've signed up for.

That "no grapefruit" rule is totally bogus.

 :lulz: :lulz: welcome to PD, greatest of the remaining ancient time vampires.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 13, 2018, 07:39:14 pm »
Glad the fever is gone. The rest is just going to be your body cleaning up the mess. Just stay well hydrated man. Hope it clears up soon.

Since you're already dead though I got no real concerns, and neither do you.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 13, 2018, 07:32:13 pm »
Sorry to hear that Dok. Also I hope your mom will be ok. Fuck cancer.

Also fuck whoever goes shooting transformers at 3 am. That's just rude.

Also also Cain if you've had a fever for 5 days you probably should have been in the hospital about3 days ago. I wish you a speedy recovery.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 09, 2018, 05:42:48 am »
I think I'm gonna take a break for a while.

What brings you to that? I ask because I've been lurking for a while and find myself questioning whether or not participating here is worth my time. I have not been able to create anything for a while now for some reason. I'd like to know your reasons to compare them to mine.

I don't think I can ever leave permanently, but a hiatus to focus on my own situation seems wise these days.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: August 28, 2018, 02:18:23 am »
Glad to hear it Dok!

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« on: August 19, 2018, 10:32:00 pm »
Republicultistô says, ďTruth isnít truth.Ē

That was amazing, even for Rudy.  Nobody ever gets to make fun of Clinton's "definition of 'is'" ever again.

Some horror stories write themselves.
:golfclap:

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Agnosticism is intellectually lazy

As a Militant Agnostic it is my religious duty to be triggered by this to an extremist level.
A my boot grinds your cheek into the ground I'll proclaim agnosticism is the only truly intellectually honest stance.

Agnosticism is the correct answer to the right question.

This!

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