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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: July 11, 2018, 11:51:40 pm »
Troll level: playing "no you hang up" with telescammers

Bring and Brag / Re: QGP Arts Megathread - Backgrounds
« on: July 11, 2018, 06:31:31 pm »


Snag the full size version from my website:

Or print this on something from my store:

Bring and Brag / Re: QGP Arts Megathread - Marginalia
« on: July 10, 2018, 07:28:28 pm »

Bring and Brag / Re: QGP Arts Megathread - Words with Pictures
« on: July 10, 2018, 06:32:47 pm »

The Management Thanks You

You can download the full size version of this on my website:

Or you can buy it printed on stuff from my store:

Literate Chaotic / Re: Incel
« on: July 09, 2018, 08:56:38 pm »
I like that it's a totally different poem if you don't read the title

Literate Chaotic / Incel
« on: July 09, 2018, 05:52:43 pm »
How sad it must be
to be a flower
that has never known the touch
of a woman or a girl

To never be taken in soft finger tips
and feel the brush of her nose
the gentle kiss of her breath
as she takes in your scent

To wilt away in obscurity
never seeing a quiet smile
cross her pretty face
to be carried away into the world

How sad
and how utterly normal

Bring and Brag / Re: QGP Arts Megathread - Marginalia
« on: July 07, 2018, 03:07:56 pm »

:O can i make a request for this one?

Sure! What’s the request?

Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED Immigration Nutbaggery Thread
« on: July 06, 2018, 11:56:54 pm »
I know these threads aren't really for practical punching back at the Horrible Truth, but if you're in Massachusetts there's local stuff I need to ask you to do.

Call your State Rep and State Senator and ask them to strongly support Amendment 1147 to the budget. These are 4 key provisions from the Safe Communities act: informing immigrants they have due process rights in our state; ending police being deputized by ICE on the state tax dime; preventing police from asking about immigration status when someone has been the victim of or witness to a crime; and preventing Mass from ever participating in a Muslim registry. It's not controversial, the chiefs of police association signed off on all this shit. Get your reps enthusiastically on board.

Next, call Charlie Baker's office and make his aides rue the day they accepted that position. Fuckwad wants to line item veto this shit. Yap their ears off. Make them sick of the sound of your voice.

Babies in cages is good misery porn, but if you wanna save someone we have to start within the state borders. The feds ain't on our side anymore, we have to save ourselves.

Bring and Brag / Re: QGP Arts Megathread - Marginalia
« on: July 06, 2018, 11:38:43 pm »

Apple Talk / Re: My Discordia Brag part 1: I am just your reflection
« on: July 06, 2018, 09:50:17 pm »

:O how did you know i was recently banned from ...which infact was because i was apparently trolling... :O i wasn't intending to...

sigh, being a discordian is so hard in the world suffering from the curse of greyface...

i was only able to perform the turkey curse a few times... :D but i have planted some apple seeds there... :D and they will soon be eaten by Cthulhu. :D

but however... :O how did you know i was all freaking out inside my mind? :O

are you psychic?

I feel as if a quote from the late great Nenslo is in order here:

"normal people DON'T LIKE being agitated, disturbed, fucked with and
jerked around. It does NOT improve their lives or make them happier. It
does NOT make the world a better place to screw things up for the
normals just because you are an asshole. They are the ones who keep
everything running so we can loaf around and think of fucked up concepts
and show them to each other. THEY are not the target audience for that
sort of thing, THEY are not capable of appreciating it, and if you
insist on thrusting fucked up concepts in the faces of normals they will
suddenly and shockingly change things so you can't do it any more."

Is Nenslo another one of yours? I have this quote attributed to TGRR in Holy Nonsense

« on: July 06, 2018, 09:47:47 pm »

QG ruins everything.

I resent the implication that I had ANYTHING to do with the recent meteorological goings on. I swear every time something gory falls out of the sky You People show up with the torches and pitchforks.

Bring and Brag / Re: QGP Arts Megathread - Marginalia
« on: July 06, 2018, 07:32:38 pm »

Bring and Brag / Re: QGP Arts Megathread - Marginalia
« on: July 06, 2018, 07:30:58 pm »

Bring and Brag / Re: QGP Arts Megathread - Marginalia
« on: July 06, 2018, 07:30:24 pm »

Bring and Brag / Re: QGP Arts Megathread - Marginalia
« on: July 06, 2018, 07:15:16 pm »

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