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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: November 19, 2020, 02:46:00 pm »
A rusty Giuliani returns to the courtroom on Trump's behalf  (AP)

Quote
“In the plaintiffs’ counties, they were denied the opportunity to have an unobstructed observation and ensure opacity,” Giuliani said. “I’m not quite sure I know what opacity means. It probably means you can see, right?”

“It means you can’t,” said U.S. District Judge Matthew Brann.

“Big words, your honor,” Giuliani said.

 :lulz:

Omfg  :lulz:

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: November 19, 2020, 02:03:30 pm »
The Supreme Court's generally staying out of the cases, leaving them as States' Rights issues (Never thought I'd say "States' Rights" in a positive context...). They acted on one if I recall, and it was a minor change to the proceedings that didn't actually affect the outcome of the race or whether States could certify.

What he's doing in the Middle East and to hamper Biden's transition is definitely worse than these court cases. He's pulling troops out of the Middle East and simultaneously trying to sell F-35 Fighter Jets to the United Arab Emirates, who have been involved in plenty of conflicts over the years, and aren't exactly friends with Iran, who we are currently a bit tense with.

He's either stupid and just sees this as a money grab (Kushner's been pushing for this deal, so I'm assuming the whole family benefits somehow), or he's sabataging Middle East peace talks (Specifically with Iran if I recall? Someone correct me if I'm wrong) to make Biden's job harder out of spite. Or, he sees it as a two-for-one deal. My money's on the latter.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: November 11, 2020, 06:02:47 pm »
Proud Boys are taking off their "Definitely not a Nazi" mask.

Time to arm yourselves. Shit's getting real. They won't be the only ones to take off the mask this week. This will empower the other militant groups.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: November 11, 2020, 04:58:31 pm »
So is anyone else shitting themselves over the whole Trump installing loyalists in the DoD/DoJ thing that's happening?

I mean, we're officially in classic Coup (Right out of USA's playbook) territory, right? That whole "The military will remove Trump if it needs to" thing is starting to feel less and less likely...

Also, in all seriousness (Dear FBI, this is a joke.), wouldn't all of this stop if someone gave him the Lincoln during one of his Hamberders?

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: November 10, 2020, 01:28:48 pm »
All I'm hearing is that the FUN option is the ONLY option, and that we should feel encouraged to lie at every opportunity...

The basis of Conservative politics is over-simplification of Topics and ideas to the point that it takes less energy to accept the summarization than it does to refute it.

A Time Bomb is an idea such as this that has been crafted in such a way that it appears to be difficult to refute to someone who already leans toward similar ideas, but that is not only easily refutable, but so completely transparent to anyone with a working brain that the reaction someone gets for bringing it up elsewhere is pure :lulz:. If it's filled with enough holes, we should have people on our side responding in agreement with justifications that are just as flimsy. Any responses that question the idea should be laughed at and treated as undercover Antifa.

A Trojan Horse is an argument that has been crafted to appear as Right-Wing as it gets because of its radical, rebellious nature, but that is likely a direct quote from Marx, Engels, or whoever. Noam Chomsky shat on the media for his entire life, and there's a lot of anti-media sentiment going around on the Right, so it would be easy as fuck to slip in some of his quotes as well. If we get enough of them solidifying Healthy* rebellious thoughts in their minds, we can slowly replace their talking points with ones the Far Left can agree with.

Meanwhile, I'll be doing Community Outreach in Ohio to see if I can bridge Rural Ohioans with the Far Left over key issues like guns and Term Limits. I already have Right-Winger friends who voted for Trump telling me they're no longer interested in politics, and are cool with having civil discussions again. I'm going to take advantage of this by harvesting Rural/Agricultural Policy suggestions from their friends and family to feed to Far-Left and Democratic political groups in the area. If we can steal back portions of Rural Ohio over topics we agree on, that's one more State to the Presidency, more districts to the House, and more seats to the Senate. And I think that's possible by feeding Socialist Agriculture Reform to Rural Ohio, since the Republicans and Democrats are both notorious for ignoring Agricultural Policy every year.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: November 10, 2020, 05:14:48 am »
Concerning the Parler/MeWe rapture going on:

I'm thinking the left should leave them be and let them build their little ultimate echo chamber so that, with no common enemy to rally against, they will start to turn on each other.

That did NOT work so well for 8Chan. That's how you get El Paso.

In all seriousness, we should probably be abusing the fucking shit out of Parler and its moderators. I think it's the perfect set for the next Operation: Mindfuck. We need to make their disinformation so flimsy that it collapses before it gets out, and we need to steal views away from the real stuff.

Of course, there should also be a REAL Left Wing presence dishing dissenting views as well.

Plenty of people have been successful at claiming to be QAnon/Pro-Trump, and then changing Group Names after thousands of people had joined. Other Lefties in some groups are spreading peaceful messages that still echo the Trump rhetoric of EVERYTHING IS A LIE, I WON BY A LOT to try and reduce the boil to a simmer.

There really are a lot of options, but Discordian ones that make Right-Wingers think they're 2Moderate2Chill with our l337 QAnon Group that's been owning libs since the days of Phr34king and Aqua-Boxing the FBI while simultaneously feeding them Marxist propaganda sounds like the most fun.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: November 05, 2020, 06:54:41 pm »
 :lulz:

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: November 04, 2020, 10:07:16 pm »
The amount of disinformation flowing in from the usual suspects (Breitbart, Daily Wire, all the tards on Parley, etc.) about claimed (And immediately refuted) instances of voter fraud is actually proof that this was the plan all along. It's a higher amount than usual, and it's not even skewed or misrepresented facts. It's just obvious lies, shitty photoshops, and complete bullshit to anyone who actually knows anything about Elections, or even happened to listen to how the votes are processed this Cycle.

I suspect things are about to get REALLY violent. All the Right-Wingers on my Friends list are falling for ALL of it, and all of the energized ones are becoming enraged. Thankfully, our voting location was almost entirely populated by African Americans in one of the only Blue Districts in Southern Ohio, making our very local location a safe-haven with regard to potential Poll Watchers. But the general area we live in is prime for exploding racial tensions. Our area is surrounded by Trump demographics on all sides, while the towns/cities we live in the middle of are high-percentage African American, but majority White, and the home of one of the biggest highway Trump Parades (And one of the only ones that involved a Trump Supporter in that parade shooting at a random Semi Truck Windshield.). Our area is a White Supremacist target.

I'm kind of wishing I'd bought a gun before today  :horrormirth:

EDIT: Nevermind. We're fine. It's just the Ballot Counting locations in the current Battleground States that are under siege.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: November 04, 2020, 06:33:56 am »

Its ok guys, left wingers got a moral victory out of this because Biden was not their utopic version of a candidate, and that is what really matters at the end of the day.

This.

I literally saw some saying "They're not even trying to get my vote!"

Translation: "I don't just vote for any Democrat when the alternative is White Supremacist mass-erection for the foreseeable future - I have to be WOOOED."

And also:

"They decided to go after the Right-leaning Centrist votes instead of my Anarcho-Communist vote!"

No fucking shit. He had some faith that you were smart enough to understand basic political strategy and that their vote was necessary to win against a Populist.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: November 04, 2020, 04:54:58 am »
Considering the percentage of people who polled that they planned to vote by mail-in, I think we will truly have to wait for all the mail-ins over the next day or two. If Biden can get Arizona, Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin, he has a serious chance, and since (I think) the latter three count their mail-ins + early votes last, Biden is likely to start picking up in those states later in the night and well into tomorrow.

And since all the News Site numbers are based on predicted voter turnout, the mail-ins make things a bit harder to really predict.

Just in case Trump tries to call it early, I've got a bottle of New Riff Single Barrel, Nicotine patches, and a sheet of Benadryl.

I think Trump's going to win, but I'm trying to be optimistic without necessarily getting my hopes up.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: October 22, 2020, 02:54:25 am »
thank you for your service  :fnord: :lulz:

I may or may not have the access to send custom messages like these to thousands of similar printers across all major US Airports overnight without interrupting any business, and the corporate political sway to brush off complaints about such an operation if I'm discovered.

Currently taking recommendations on custom messages (Must be SFW obviously).
"The man in the brown jacket is not to be trusted, if he uses the phrase 'Borealis', you must leave immediately. Destroy this and do not let him know you are aware"

 :lulz:  :lulz:

I think I thought of a way to milk this long term. Instead of sending it to all of them (We'll keep that in our back pocket for a rainy day), we can target the Self-Checkout machines and send random messages throughout the year without any employees finding out.

Also:

"If you are seeing this message, you have been Chosen. However an imposter has received a similar message, but they have been informed of who you are. Defeat them and you will be rewarded with unprecedented riches, and 100 lbs of flax.

No refunds, and you MUST take the flax.

No flax, no riches.



Even if you lose, you should take the flax. It's in Terminal B Gate 5.

For the love of God, PLEASE take the Flax."

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: October 21, 2020, 06:53:30 pm »
thank you for your service  :fnord: :lulz:

I may or may not have the access to send custom messages like these to thousands of similar printers across all major US Airports overnight without interrupting any business, and the corporate political sway to brush off complaints about such an operation if I'm discovered.

Currently taking recommendations on custom messages (Must be SFW obviously).

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: October 21, 2020, 05:56:49 pm »
We had a customer who had Sales Reps with Printer issues, where their Receipt Printer wouldn't print after each transaction. It's almost undoubtedly a hardware issue, but I figured I'd cover my company's ass (We do the Software, not Hardware.).

Normally, the Service Desk would take this kind of issue, but this one somehow made its way to me (I designed their OS, so any issues the Service Desk can't solve quickly come to me.). I figured: "Fuck it, I'm gonna have fun with it, then."  :lol:



 :lulz: :lulz:

THEY SENT A PICTURE RESPONSE:



- Doing my part to make this world weirder.

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"Explain to me why illegals being thrown into cages bothers you when you're not an illegal."

This question, asked 50 times per day.


But the problem is, someone else has already over-simplified illegal immigration for a lot of people to: "Illegal mean bad. So illegal immigration bad. So illegal immigrants bad. So cages good."

Well i actually have taken up a very sick hobby, which is arguing with people in 9gag posts... at first i tried speaking like a human being, but with those fascist, white-supremacist incels you CANT. So what did i resort to? Basic propositions in less than 6 words.

Following your example, what would i answer? "MEXICAN BAD, CHEAP LABOUR GOOD"

This style of response is of course, a response to bad faith arguments, which is an evolution of the "Ok boomer" response millenials and the youglings have created... the "Ok boomer" argument in synthesis is "You're just a fucking dinosaur that is detached from current social reality and adaptation to technology" and just dismisses the oppositions argument without even engaging with it.

But this other form of arguing does engage the opposition, frames the debate, and cuts thru the bullshit to get to the core issue.

 :lulz:

That actually sounds like a pretty effective strategy for the simpler topics. Might take that for a spin.

That likely would have been effective when I was calling Bootlickers out as Communists when they brought up regulating what Facebook/Twitter can say/block in response to the Hunter Biden story suppression. They immediately went to "So you agree that we can turn down gays when they apply for marriage?"

There's an obvious difference this argument ignores, and "OHH OKAY GAYS AND INTERNET POSTS SAME THING. BIG SORRY FOR CONFUSION." would have been much more effective at exposing that than the 2-page rant on Constitutional Rights and Legal Precedent I gave instead, that they clearly ignored in its entirety.

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