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Apple Talk / Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« on: October 09, 2018, 08:52:10 pm »
He says a lot of good stuff over at Scrubgenius.

Thanks, Roger. The feeling is mutual.

For some reason, when he's here, he can't seem to stop trying to measure dicks by posting the same shit over and over again.  Either this means that scrub is more his kind of board, or that he just doesn't like us, which makes me wonder why he'd bother.

That's because you're a bunch of assholes here. Or, at least you were when I first signed up. The problem isn't me; the problem is us.

Hopefully this will be the last time I actually respond to or address anything meaningful in this thread. I'd rather just shitpost mildly insulting comic strips once every few months.
I enjoy your comics, but if people stop being mean to you they may stop being funny criticisms of us. It would ruin the effect.

Damn. Good point. So, fuck you.

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Apple Talk / Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« on: October 08, 2018, 09:58:22 pm »
He says a lot of good stuff over at Scrubgenius.

Thanks, Roger. The feeling is mutual.

For some reason, when he's here, he can't seem to stop trying to measure dicks by posting the same shit over and over again.  Either this means that scrub is more his kind of board, or that he just doesn't like us, which makes me wonder why he'd bother.

That's because you're a bunch of assholes here. Or, at least you were when I first signed up. The problem isn't me; the problem is us.

Hopefully this will be the last time I actually respond to or address anything meaningful in this thread. I'd rather just shitpost mildly insulting comic strips once every few months.

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Apple Talk / Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« on: October 08, 2018, 09:53:17 pm »

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Or Kill Me / Re: The left and the right
« on: May 07, 2018, 09:46:31 pm »
Wait.  What?

" bizarrely narrow view of what constitutes consent"

"I refuse to be defined by the extremes of my side while I define the other side by their extremes."

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Apple Talk / Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« on: May 07, 2018, 09:13:04 pm »

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Apple Talk / Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« on: February 14, 2018, 10:49:52 pm »
Why is Weeping Gorilla so unnecessarily aggressive in your mastabatory comics?

I think he's appropriately aggressive. And he is a gorilla, after all.

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Apple Talk / Re: Welcome Back to Discordia
« on: February 14, 2018, 10:49:12 pm »

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Climate change is a real phenomenon that has been shown repeatedly, scientifically and mathematically, to be caused primarily by human activity.

This is better phrased as "the scientific consensus is agreement that human activity is responsible".

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Nope
« on: November 20, 2017, 11:31:01 pm »
I find it not only peculiar but somewhat blasphemous that you would stop posting under your normal username and then adopt a name which is almost entirely but not quite absolutely the same as a prominent figure in a well-established parody religion.

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Principia Discussion / Re: The message board is broken
« on: November 20, 2017, 11:28:18 pm »
Seeing as how literally almost nothing should be trusted, practically none of it.

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Principia Discussion / Re: I'm new, sad, angry and bring a warning.
« on: November 20, 2017, 11:27:26 pm »
I like pie.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: AN IMPORTANT POLITICAL CONFESSION
« on: November 20, 2017, 11:24:23 pm »
Once again, when presented with the means and opportunity to do so, I did not punch any nazis.

You are like 30 pounds soaking wet. 

I just found out Bannon was in town last night, and everyone was all Tucson about it.

And yet, nobody punched him.

Welcome to the fucking point.

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Antifa is a Russian construct. It was created to discredit the American Left.

The whole catch is that it "can't be viewed as terrorism" because it terrorizes for the left.

Stop placating asinine political ploys, idiots.

"The enemy of my enemy is my enemy."

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You can't argue with someone who has no ability or inclination to prove you wrong. You're asking the right questions to the wrong people.

If you want to know why scientists on the whole apparently believe climate change is real, you'll have to ask the scientists. Why are you asking Discordians?

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Science is the Religion of the Enlightenment
« on: November 12, 2017, 05:05:50 am »
There are dozens of obvious similarities between science and religion and no meaningful distinctions between the two.

I'll bite.

You don't understand the difference between science as practiced by scientists and understood by people who know what science is and how it works... and people who are not scientists but would rather put their faith into it than religion.

The difference between science and religion is that the "dogma" of science adapts and changes (as you have pointed out), but the "dogma" of religion does not. With religion, there is always an argument between people who want to adapt it to suit a contemporary context and sensibility. With science, there is no argument unless you're a fucking Flat-Earther.

Religion is subjective and not internally consistent. Science constantly reforms itself for maximum internal consistency. (Note that according to the incompleteness theorem, no such isolated system can be totally self-justified.)

People who treat science as reliable and immutable truth are not scientists. But they're probably still one-up on the religious freaks in terms of "truth".

That being said, science does not dictate morality, and religion encompasses far more than objective truth. Spirituality (and perhaps an open-minded subscription to religion) have much more to do with philosophy than the question, "What is real and how do things work?"

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