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Principia Discussion / Re: tit fnord

« on: September 06, 2010, 06:33:05 pm »

Im kind of a noob so I may be out of place in asking this but,
has this guy ever contributed ANYTHING to this site?

Have you?

eta: before anyone starts in, it's a facetious question.

I think that's a perfectly valid question.

I hope nobody asks me that question.

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Apple Talk / Re: YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN

« on: September 06, 2010, 06:30:09 pm »

If you pathetically rip-off decades-old humor that wasn't funny when it was new, you might be a Discordian.

If you start out arguing about which Foxworthy T.V. show family was better and end up googling for naked pictures of Scott Baio, you might be a Discordian.

If you've ever wasted your time making up jokes for threads like this, you might be a Discordian.

If you're already prepared to eat your neighbors when the Oil Crash comes, you might be a Discordian.

-toa,
has plenty of time before the oil crash

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Principia Discussion / Re: Discordian Derive

« on: September 06, 2010, 06:24:39 pm »

The derive always seemed like a bad idea to me.

Or maybe it's because I just watched Falling Down again and the scene where the two guys try to rob D-Fens is still fresh in my mind, trying to inspire i'm-not-a-rascist rascism (y'know, the kind based on fear instead of hate).

Either way, I'd like to see a Google Crime Map so I know where to "randomly" walk.

-toa,
has a love-hate relationship with his reclusive lifestyle

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Principia Discussion / Re: Holy Names

« on: September 06, 2010, 06:08:54 pm »

Miscreant Box Slug
Reverend Stained Anacrostic
Keeper Tawdry Bond
Judge Ugsome Grandiloquent
Lieutenant Trim Hullabaloo

http://www.23ae.com/format/holyname.html

In this day of surveillance, archiving, Facebook/Google making private data public, and target marketing, can any of us afford to keep a name for longer than a single conversation/post?

We need more than just name generators. We need identity generators!

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Literate Chaotic / Re: The Haiku Game

« on: September 06, 2010, 05:41:02 pm »

NT: being frozen in carbonite

Is it cold in here
Or is it just family?
Call it a landslide...

NT: No escape from reality

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Bring and Brag / Re: Disco Calendar 3176/2010

« on: September 06, 2010, 05:37:27 pm »

http://toa267.deviantart.com/art/Discordian-Calendar-3176-142844257

Am I late?

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Have You Ever Had an Epiphany of the Absurd?

« on: January 06, 2010, 03:00:40 pm »

Vinyl records?

Ain't that, like, book-keeping for fetishists?

-toa,
new to the whole pun thing

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Or Kill Me / Re: Weirdos: Gotta Catch 'Em All! (jacked from "Today I learned" thread)

« on: January 06, 2010, 02:57:25 pm »

complaining about how ones weirdness is a burden in social interaction seems terribly 'high school' to me.

and upon further consideration complaining that complaining about how ones weirdness is a burden in social interaction seems terribly 'college' to me.

but, now, complaining that complaining about complaining about how ones weirdness is a burden in social interaction?  That indicates that i am now a normal fully mature adult.

I must be a senior citizen, cuz all I do is complain about you!

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Literate Chaotic / Re: The Haiku Game

« on: January 05, 2010, 09:47:03 pm »

hanging on the wall
baiting, ticking, and hooking
scales, tails, and whales

NT: Male Continence

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Apple Talk / Re: Lady Gaga and philosophy

« on: December 22, 2009, 09:35:37 pm »

We are all children of the monarch.

Ooh! Can I be Dr. Mrs. The Other Woman?

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Apple Talk / Re: Lady Gaga and philosophy

« on: December 21, 2009, 07:25:40 pm »

Do you know anything about me?

Since this is a philosophy thread, I have to ask if any of us can ever really know anything?

-toa,
needs to pay more attention

Yes, I know you are fucking annoying.  End of Discussion.

You're right. I need a better persona, this one ain't selling.

-toa,
has brand recognition

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Apple Talk / Re: Lady Gaga and philosophy

« on: December 21, 2009, 07:06:25 pm »

Do you know anything about me?

Since this is a philosophy thread, I have to ask if any of us can ever really know anything?

-toa,
needs to pay more attention

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Apple Talk / Re: Lady Gaga and philosophy

« on: December 21, 2009, 06:54:11 pm »

Mind you, I feel I should state I have nothing against Lady Gaga, I just don't understand the hype.  I've yet to hear a song from her that I thought was at all catchy, and that's what the worth of a musician is to me.

Music? THIS IS POMO!!

It's all about image. She's not selling records, she's selling a persona.

-toa,
has a poke-her face

Well, I'm not buying.

SOCIALIST!!! WHY DO YUO HATE AMERICAN POP CULTURE!??

-toa,
support our dupes

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Apple Talk / Re: Lady Gaga and philosophy

« on: December 21, 2009, 06:44:31 pm »

Mind you, I feel I should state I have nothing against Lady Gaga, I just don't understand the hype.  I've yet to hear a song from her that I thought was at all catchy, and that's what the worth of a musician is to me.

Music? THIS IS POMO!!

It's all about image. She's not selling records, she's selling a persona.

-toa,
has a poke-her face

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Apple Talk / Re: ME (HI)

« on: December 21, 2009, 06:40:20 pm »

Firstly, there is no such thing as a non-Penis bearing human.

What? I'm interpreting this as "Women ain't human" which I'm sure is wrong.

-toa,
[castration needed]