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[Part the Third]

Man I must be so bored - heres part 3 already now I have got to go do something else so it might be a couple of day's before the next update. ;_;

Part the Third

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Satan: !TADA! Bet you never thought you'd be glad to see me!
Mrs JF: **** you! I'll say whatever I feel like! *******!
Mr JF: Shut the **** up or I'll blow you away myself!

(>,Ä°_,Ä°)>--,<(,Ć_,Ć<)______(>6_6)>____<('-_-'<)?í
Satan: How terribly romantic!
Kirby: You're really weird, you know that?
Mr & Mrs JF: #####CENSORED#####(trust me it's really bad)

(>,Ä°_,Ä°)>--,<(,Ć_,Ć<)______(>6_6)>____<('-_-'<)?í
Mr & Mrs JF: #####CENSORED#####(trust me it's still really bad)
Satan: Anyway while these two lovebirds are occupied let's get back to the matter of your soul.
Kirby: WWAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!

(>,Ä°_,Ä°)>(>,Ć_,Ć)>,--______(v6_6)v____<('-_-'<)?í
Mr JF: Shut the **** up! Me and the ***** are having a discussion here!
Kirby: I'm sorry! I'm Sorry!
Mrs JF: Yeah? Well you better be ****head!

(>,Ä°_,Ä°)>(>,Ć_,Ć)>,--______(v6_6)v____<('-_-'<)?í
Satan: We'll just move up a bit and give you your privacy
Kirby: Rock, hard place, rock, hard place, rock...etc.

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Satan: That's a bit better.
Kirby: For you maybe - it still looks like I'm screwed.

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o(")(")_____________(>^_^)>_______<('-_-'<)?í
Satan: You don't have to sell it to me if you don't want to.
Kirby: Well I don't!
Satan: Can't you at least hear me out?
Kirby: No!

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Satan: Ok you see that giant bunny over there?
Kirby: Yeah. So?

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Satan: So:
*BOOOM*

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Kirby: OK! I can totally listen to your offer!
Satan: I knew we could be friends!

Will the Jesus Freaks kill each other or live happily ever after? And who in their right minds is really rooting for the latter? Will Kirby manage to resist the temptations that Satan will surely be offering him? And should he? Even if he does will he ever get over the trauma of what happened to the bunny? Will you? If you do come back for Part the Fourth.

[Part the Second]

Part the Second

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Kirby: Huffhh. Huffhh. Need air! Must rest!

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Kirby: Wonder if I'm safe yet.

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Satan: Yoohoo! You only went 4 inches away you know!
Kirby: !!!WWAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

~~much running later~~

(>,İ_,İ)><(,Ć_,Ć<)_____________________
Mrs Jesus Freak: Praise the Lord!
Mr Jesus Freak: Praise the Lord indeed!

(>,Ä°_,Ä°)>(>,Ć_,Ć)>___________________<(¬§_¬§<)
Mrs JF: !Holy ****! ¬ø!WTF is that!?
MR JF: !Godamnn he looks stoned! Must be a hippy! And don't swear!
Kirby: hhnfghhnnn need air! hghnghghnhn must rest!

(>,Ä°_,Ä°)>(>,Ć_,Ć)>,--______v(¬§_¬§v)________
Mrs JF: !Quick kill him! Kill him!
Mr JF: !Stop or I'll shoot you dead where you stand!
Kirby: !!HGNHGGNNNNNN!! !Satan! !Satan!

(>,İ_,İ)>(>,Ć_,Ć)>,--______v(9_9v)____________
Mrs JF: !¬øWTF?! !He must be a Satanist!
Mr JF: !Right, that's it boy, you dead!
Kirby: !NO! Satan's after me! He wants my soul!

(>,Ä°_,Ä°)>(>,Ć_,Ć)>,--______v(9_9v)______##¬ª¬´##
Mrs JF: Oh he is just on drugs.
Mr JF: Yup. Still better shoot him. Only doing my duty.
Kirby: No! Please I'm teling the truth.

(>,Ä°_,Ä°)>(>,Ć_,Ć)>,--______(v6_6)v__#¬ª<('-_-'<)?í¬´#
Mrs JF: !Wait a minute! ¬ø!WTF!?
Mr JF: Stop swearing woman! You'll go to hell!
Kirby: AHH ****! Not you as well!

Will the Jesus Freaks kill Kirby? Will they try and kill Satan? Or will they just wind up fighting each other? And what of Kirby? Is he completely screwed or will he manage to maintain a hold on his soul? And will Satan ever stop smiling? Find out in Part the Third. Coming whenever I damn well feel like!

[Kirby Meets the Devil]

Kirby Meets the Devil

This is the first issue of a series of comics charting the rise and maybe fall of Kirby. In this story he, as the title suggests meets the Devil. Later stories will also feature: !ROBOTS! !NINJAS! !ZOMBIES! !VAMPIRES! so stick around. Each  story will come in multiple parts which will be updated whenever I feel like it. I don't know where the original idea for Kirby Comics came from but the only other one I know of is written by Super Tails 3000  and is called Lady Stalker: http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/gentopic.php?board=564871

I've also heard of a "Bible According to Kirby" but I haven't yet got a copy of it.

Part the First

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Kirby: *whistles while he strolls*

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Kirby: *keeps whistling and strolling*

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Kirby: look is this getting anywhere or am I just going to whistle and stroll forever?

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Kirby: ¬ø!OMGWTF!?

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Kirby: ¬ø!ZOMG! who the **** are j00?!

_______(>6_6)>____<('-_-'<)?í
Satan: Hi! I'm the devil & I'd...

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Kirby:!WAAAAAAGGHHHH!
Satan: ...like to purchase your soul.

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Satan: Bugger! Why do I keep getting that reaction?

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Satan: Oh well better get after him I suppose.

Will Kirby manage to outrun Satan? Or will he be caught and have to do battle to protect his soul? Well what do think? Hmm? Be a pretty dumb comic if he just runs away for ever wouldn't it? Anyway you'll find out as soon as I post Part the Second.

Suggestions are welcome.