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Woo!

And while browsing, I found HIMEOBS propaganda as well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ut8U1_yX2w

*watching CNN*

BREAKING NEWS:

Hard Freeze! It's cold!

What to do?

OMFGtoohotthennowtoocoldnotinwinterglobalwarmingyargh!

Honestly?

"him-EE-ahhhhhbs".



At least, that's the way I hear it in my head.


LMNO
-too paranoid to actually say it out loud.

Fixed for Bostonian accent. (Though I don't know if you have one, cause I sure as hell don't.)

...Adorable. Silly, as always.

A coworker just asked me how to pronounced HIMEOBS. 

Fuck, I'm white, and I'm French.  Canadian-French no less.

I suck.

I'm gonna go put on the Black Parade and take a nice warm bath.......

For the love of god you can't possibly be white enough to like My Chemical Romance, are you?!

As long as I get one of those cool Mongol uber fuzzy fur hats with the point on top, I'm in.

Crap, now I'm addicted to this site:

http://artpad.art.com/?jawfcb11muug

Seriously. 

Next year.

Chinese Food + Lights Out + Doors Locked = Merry Christmas

I'm not doing it anymore. 

By the by...Chinese food on Christmas is a family tradition for us on Christmas Eve.  Fuck 7 Fishes, I say! Let's give the awesome Chinese people down the street our business, because they deserve it, and we make sure that they have a damn good time with us too!

They may not celebrate the holiday, and I may get pissed come February when they are closed for their New Year when I want Chinese, but for Christmas Eve, I make sure that the Chinese combo plate I get with my Scorpion Bowl is a feast all its own, and since we're the only table in the entire restaurant, that they are welcome to join us with the entire kitchen staff if they want and celebrate.

The Z-War marches
On through the wintery night
SillyCybin leads

NT: Breaking your teeth on a roasted chestnut.

Cut their stoner throats
Turn them upside down and fucking drain
Serve with fine glassware

NT: A crosshair on your 5th grade teacher's skull

Good for tamales
Bad for washing your new car
even worse as shoes.

NP:  Living in Cubicle World

...Dude, you wear corn husks for shoes? WTF?

Buzz wack crash murmur
Bam bam bam boom hush shh crunch
Onomatopoeias yeah!

NT: Corn husks

Rev'rend Whats-His-Name
Is uninspired by the
helicopter thing

NT: Spaghetti Sauce

I lift the cup to
My lips and then I realize
That it's rancid shit

NT: Helicopters